(The screen turns on, but something's going...pretty fast, almost like whoever's on the other side is trying to move it around somehow. Finally, the mirror is tilted a bit but it still remains upright.

And that's when a blue Pegasus pony with a multi-colored mane comes into view, wings flapping as she stares intently at said mirror...while also upside-down at the same time. No, she's not human; she's a Pegasus pony, like the constellation but real.)

Do I look good...? Eh, doesn't really matter. Hi, everypony! I'm your Friendly Neighborhood Rainbow Dash, and from what I hear it sounds like you guys could use some Pegasus power. Well, look no further than the fastest flyer to come out of Cloudsdale - that's me! - to help save the day!

Oh, and on the days when I'm not on the clock I'll be chillaxin' with some of my friend's Daring Do books. So don't disturb me then, 'cause I probably won't pay attention if you do.