[ He paused and scowled, tapping on the mirror awkwardly. ]
Uh, hello? ... Wait, it's over already?
[ How rude. He had a few questions that required some serious answers. Okay, truth to be told he wasn't really paying attention, and in his defense, it may have to do with sharing an epic mind/body experience with a certain spider troll a few minutes ago. I swear to god, he can still hear her thoughts ringing in his head. He tries to ignore it for now. ]
... Okay.
I'm not entirely sure if anyone is listening, but here goes. Um, I'm looking for Vriska. [ Another pause, and then hesitantly. ] ... Vriska? Can you hear me? If you do, I'd really appreciate it if you, uh, say something?
[ He placed the mirror down, as if he's done talking, but he quickly picks it up again. ]
Oh! And ... I guess it would be nice if someone could explain things to me. Maybe?
Thanks.
[ Priorities. Tavros has them. ]
It's the boy in red who talks first.]
Calling all Avengers! We declare a truce! A truce is a halt to hostility. An immediate and complete cessation of whatever it is we’re arguing or fighting about at least that's what my history teacher said. A lot of stuff has gone down, and maybe it was our (my) fault but right now I think we can all agree that it's better to stick together.
And uh...
We kind of need an adult.
Uh, Wiccan, you realize Wolverine is an Avenger right now, right? So how about...all Avengers except Wolverine? We're totally okay without Wolverine.
Actually, if we want to get down to specifics, how about Wonder Man, maybe Cap or Iron Man, Hawkeye?
You've got a point. So all Avengers EXCEPT Wolverine, and bonus points if you're Wonder Man, Captain America, Iron Man or Hawkeye.
Sounds good, except...you know, maybe we're actually alone this time? Like, maybe we're going to have to reach out for other people? So I guess, if anyone else here would like to tell us anything that's not in the intro video, we'd really appreciate it.
[ Wiccan = red, Hulkling = green ]
[ Her voice chokes, so fuck this shit, switching to text. ]
Intrepid adventurers and treasure hunters of Darstone!
Bored out of your wits? Current resident not agreeing with you? Dark, creepy cave too dangerous for you to go alone? All of the above?
If yes, I, Marian Hawke, offer a partnership. Accompany me to quests, and I shall split the treasures evenly. No criteria and interviews! I just need people that know how to fight. Warriors encouraged.
That is all.
...Right. I --
Intrepid adventurers and treasure hunters of Darstone!
Bored out of your wits? Current resident not agreeing with you? Dark, creepy cave too dangerous for you to go alone? All of the above?
If yes, I, Marian Hawke, offer a partnership. Accompany me to quests, and I shall split the treasures evenly. No criteria and interviews! I just need people that know how to fight. Warriors encouraged.
That is all.
[The fact there might be treasure down there has nothing to do with it, of course.]
Help... with what?

I better find out what's going on here, first.
[The view suddenly shifts to the ceiling of his room-- apparently our young antihero expects to leave his mirror behind. There's a soft chirp off-screen, though, and a very colorful blur.]
Heh. Of course. I won't leave you behind.

- Mood:
restless
[He flips the camera upside down and pans out a little more until the picture reveals a young boy with spiky brown hair and a strange looking Cat or dog creature bouncing excitedly behind him.]
She aid something about needing help... I guess I should of read all that stuff before...
[The Dream Eater gives a coo of agreement.]
Hm, hello? Miss...um, tiny information lady? [He shakes the mirror a bit before the Dream Eater hops up on his lap and gives the glass a lick.]
...Heh, I don't think that's how you get it to work either, Goofy. [Sora laughs.]
Anyway, hello there to everyone who can hear me! My name is Nepeta and I'm clawsitively brand new around here. I'm really sorry to hear that things are going badly in this world, but I kind of had my own problems back home. So I guess since we can't go back until things get fixed here I'll be working extra hard to hurry it up.
But I've got a question in the meantime that I hope somebody can answer. Is there any way to bring specific people here? If I can't go back home just yet then I'd at least like to know that my friends are somewhere a little safer.
[the frown is almost audible in her voice, but it perks back up fairly quickly]
If by some chance you guys are here already, you better tell me right away! There'll be shell to pay if I have to walk around and find you myself.
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[Today Arturia, normally the picture of a proper woman, looks a more then a bit tired. Having spent the day in the company of an unholy amount of small children the King of Knights her brain and body has been put firmly into a state of being generally known as "exhausted" Her eyelids heavy and clothes heavily mussed, all she wishes to do is release a bit of her frustration on the subject.]
Children really are a hand-full, aren't they? I imagine that is what I get for taking a job based on the experience with my own two children. Indeed the difference between working with them and the dozen or so I met today was like night and day. I imagine any experience is good experience though.
Oh and if any of you wish to attempt such an act I implore you remember one thing; do not give sugar to small children. This more a warning then advice.
Oi! Oi, Kyonko! Sokka! [He doesn't know Sokka's been dropped yet...] ...Anyone else?! Estelle, I guess, you oughta come too.... Did you see that diplomatic mission on the quest board?! I dunno if you can link on this thing but... [He means this one] we oughta be doing that, right?! Right?! How often is it that you're sent out and an ambassador to a native tribe! I've never even done that before!
This is an open invitation -- knowing who I am not required.
( Derek Hale/Tech Filter )
I'm gonna go ahead and guess: there are a bunch of other people who got kidnapped. So. How long have you been stuck? I'm hoping for less than a week, but somehow I really doubt it.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess: there are a bunch of other people who got kidnapped. So. How long have you been stuck? I'm hoping for less than a week, but somehow I really doubt it.
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D --> I specialize in battle robots, which are very STRONG and quick, and e%cellent for sparring purposes
D --> However if you have a need for an artificial being for any other purpose, I can do custom work
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D --> Saber and Miranda
D --> I will need the use of our common living space as a workroom
D --> Or if you prefer, you two can sleep in the same respite block
D --> My name is Equius Zahhak
D --> Since shortly after our arrival, I've been working on the do%, but I require more funds to obtain a hive of my own that's more in the style to which I'm accustomed
D --> Does anyone want a robot
D --> I specialize in battle robots, which are very STRONG and quick, and e%cellent for sparring purposes
D --> However if you have a need for an artificial being for any other purpose, I can do custom work
D --> I'm taking orders
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D --> If any of you are missing limbs, I can provide prostheti%, as well
D --> Saber and Miranda
D --> I will need the use of our common living space as a workroom
D --> Or if you prefer, you two can sleep in the same respite block
[But seriously, Tavros hasn't really introduced himself fully to all these wonderful new people! And what better way then through the splendid art of rapping! It's to be quite dope so he certainly hopes you lend him an ear/eye. Eye since this is, uh, text, he's typing the rap. Hopefully that will not be a problem.]
[Okay, preparing his notes and- wow they are a little soggy, he got water on the, uh- okay okay, he's got this.]
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[Pause...]
wwORD,
hey darstone working on a lil present for you all but heres the thing
im a man of science and tech
cold steel and hot moves
give me an ianything and id be done in 5 fuckin seconds
its this mirror that doesnt seem to get basic programming
trying to access the video function to see if i can get it to take still photos aka turn this hunk of junk into a camera
not working out
piece o shits fighting me at every damn turn
i can play around with the options and add some variables but it wont stick without the soft work-free hands of a mage so im told
anyone wanna work on this with me??
itll be a party i promise
only catch is no pay unless you also want to figure out the profit margins behind fantasy mirror communicator microtransactions but hey
if youre up for the challenge why wouldnt i be?
business is business
names dave strider by the way
not handing out any autographs right now so dont even go there kids
( ooc: font-free transcription )
im a man of science and tech
cold steel and hot moves
give me an ianything and id be done in 5 fuckin seconds
its this mirror that doesnt seem to get basic programming
trying to access the video function to see if i can get it to take still photos aka turn this hunk of junk into a camera
not working out
piece o shits fighting me at every damn turn
i can play around with the options and add some variables but it wont stick without the soft work-free hands of a mage so im told
anyone wanna work on this with me??
itll be a party i promise
only catch is no pay unless you also want to figure out the profit margins behind fantasy mirror communicator microtransactions but hey
if youre up for the challenge why wouldnt i be?
business is business
names dave strider by the way
not handing out any autographs right now so dont even go there kids
( ooc: font-free transcription )