sHEESH, 1S 1T JUST ME, oR D1D TH1NGS SUDDENLY BECOME REAL QU1ET AFTER THAT WHOLE EXPLOSION THAT ONE HUGLU STARTED UP?
wHAT WAS H1S NAME AGA1N?
gAHUL?
tHAT WAS QU1TE THE SPECTACLE WASN'T 1T?
aNYWAY, eNOUGH OF THE SMALL TALK,,,
1 ACTUALLY K1ND OF HAVE A QUEST1ON FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CONS1DER YOURSELVES ALL TECHNOLOGY SAVY,,,
wHAT WAS H1S NAME AGA1N?
gAHUL?
tHAT WAS QU1TE THE SPECTACLE WASN'T 1T?
aNYWAY, eNOUGH OF THE SMALL TALK,,,
1 ACTUALLY K1ND OF HAVE A QUEST1ON FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CONS1DER YOURSELVES ALL TECHNOLOGY SAVY,,,
Hey, fellow abductees. Tell me about yourselves.
[ No, he's not saying anything more than that. Sorry he's a douche ]
[ No, he's not saying anything more than that. Sorry he's a douche ]
So... i believe its safe to say that im thoroughly discombobulated!
I mean ...i suppose stuff of this caliber probably happens all the time to big shot superheroes like the x-men, but good gravy it wouldnt hurt to give a fella a decent warning before you go chucking him haphazardly across the whole freakin multiverse!
This wasnt exactly what i haggled for when i said i wanted off my island.
Not that im complaining of course! No siree!!
This place looks like a hoot and i plan on getting up to my elbows in some serious exploring!!
But i guess this summon was sort of like a need for superheroes?
Im not an x-man or an avenger or any of those other spiffy world saving types back home but ive got a whole lot of moxie and reckless bravado!! And i guess id like to help??
[Poor Jake hasn't gone too far past the gates. He's trying not to be nervous, but this is the first time he's been in public since his mutation manifested. What do.]
I mean ...i suppose stuff of this caliber probably happens all the time to big shot superheroes like the x-men, but good gravy it wouldnt hurt to give a fella a decent warning before you go chucking him haphazardly across the whole freakin multiverse!
This wasnt exactly what i haggled for when i said i wanted off my island.
Not that im complaining of course! No siree!!
This place looks like a hoot and i plan on getting up to my elbows in some serious exploring!!
But i guess this summon was sort of like a need for superheroes?
Im not an x-man or an avenger or any of those other spiffy world saving types back home but ive got a whole lot of moxie and reckless bravado!! And i guess id like to help??
[Poor Jake hasn't gone too far past the gates. He's trying not to be nervous, but this is the first time he's been in public since his mutation manifested. What do.]
[the message comes late in the night, after many people have gone to sleep, most likely not to attract too much attention. it is posted anonymously, and can be tracked to an IP address that leads to some place not near the government housing]
Attention. Speaker Yakisha paid off Council members to get Emergency Measure 204 passed.
( see proof )
Attention. Speaker Yakisha paid off Council members to get Emergency Measure 204 passed.
( see proof )
- Mood:
accomplished
(The screen turns on, but something's going...pretty fast, almost like whoever's on the other side is trying to move it around somehow. Finally, the mirror is tilted a bit but it still remains upright.
And that's when a blue Pegasus pony with a multi-colored mane comes into view, wings flapping as she stares intently at said mirror...while also upside-down at the same time. No, she's not human; she's a Pegasus pony, like the constellation but real.)
Do I look good...? Eh, doesn't really matter. Hi, everypony! I'm your Friendly Neighborhood Rainbow Dash, and from what I hear it sounds like you guys could use some Pegasus power. Well, look no further than the fastest flyer to come out of Cloudsdale - that's me! - to help save the day!
Oh, and on the days when I'm not on the clock I'll be chillaxin' with some of my friend's Daring Do books. So don't disturb me then, 'cause I probably won't pay attention if you do.
And that's when a blue Pegasus pony with a multi-colored mane comes into view, wings flapping as she stares intently at said mirror...while also upside-down at the same time. No, she's not human; she's a Pegasus pony, like the constellation but real.)
Do I look good...? Eh, doesn't really matter. Hi, everypony! I'm your Friendly Neighborhood Rainbow Dash, and from what I hear it sounds like you guys could use some Pegasus power. Well, look no further than the fastest flyer to come out of Cloudsdale - that's me! - to help save the day!
Oh, and on the days when I'm not on the clock I'll be chillaxin' with some of my friend's Daring Do books. So don't disturb me then, 'cause I probably won't pay attention if you do.
[Similarly to the first time Yakisha made a message to the entirety of Darstone, the communicators across the city turn on for another announcement. It’s clear from the amount of people crowded near the podium Yakisha stands in front of, that it’s another press announcement.]
Greetings, Darstone. It is unfortunately a very trying time for our city, however, I have taken the time to come before you to update my fellow residence of the situation. The emergency situation is still in effect until further notice and the curfew on all gates will remain.
My predecessor's cause of death is still unknown, but is likely not Catarrhalic Fever. Please rest assured, however, that all quarantine measures are in effect until it is determined with certainty that this is not the cause.
[She gives what is supposed to be a reassuring smile, and for natives of Darstone, it probably is.]
And now for the true update of the situation. In accordance with Emergency Measure 204 which has just been passed, Outsiders are not allowed use of government facilities at this time. Security concerns have been cited and until the situation passes security needs to be paramount.
Government facilities that Outsiders are barred from include the Council Hall, police force, hospital, and courts. Outsiders may still make use of the Government housing that was provided for them upon their entry into our city.
Any further inquiries can be directed to the Public Relations office.
Greetings, Darstone. It is unfortunately a very trying time for our city, however, I have taken the time to come before you to update my fellow residence of the situation. The emergency situation is still in effect until further notice and the curfew on all gates will remain.
My predecessor's cause of death is still unknown, but is likely not Catarrhalic Fever. Please rest assured, however, that all quarantine measures are in effect until it is determined with certainty that this is not the cause.
[She gives what is supposed to be a reassuring smile, and for natives of Darstone, it probably is.]
And now for the true update of the situation. In accordance with Emergency Measure 204 which has just been passed, Outsiders are not allowed use of government facilities at this time. Security concerns have been cited and until the situation passes security needs to be paramount.
Government facilities that Outsiders are barred from include the Council Hall, police force, hospital, and courts. Outsiders may still make use of the Government housing that was provided for them upon their entry into our city.
Any further inquiries can be directed to the Public Relations office.
'This is how these sort of things start, don't they? First a sudden change in leaders, then monitoring, then Willow and a lot of others are supposedly being sent home, and now there's gossip going around the Mudcap about how the Council is going to start pushing various sanctions and such on us. Now Haruki is in jail for just trying to speak to an official--although to be fair I could see him getting pushy enough to warrant it. Just not for how long they intend to keep him there.
I wish there was a way I could meet with people in person to talk about this, but if we're really being monitored then it's a moot point. Sooner or later someone has to step up and didn't I decide I'd look out for Haruki more after the last time I got dragged someplace unfamiliar? This isn't home. What is there here that I have to lose?'
[Video]
Hey, uhhh, my name is //////, but most people call me Kyonko and does anyone else want to do something about these light balls following us around?
Because it feels like there's something really shady going on in general lately and i'd like to get to the bottom of it. Only, I can't do this myself. I don't even know where to start. If anyone has ideas or would like to help me could you let me know?
'That didn't sound so lame in my head. I wonder how long it'll be before I get thrown in jail or mysteriously get sick, too, for bringing this up.'
I wish there was a way I could meet with people in person to talk about this, but if we're really being monitored then it's a moot point. Sooner or later someone has to step up and didn't I decide I'd look out for Haruki more after the last time I got dragged someplace unfamiliar? This isn't home. What is there here that I have to lose?'
[Video]
Hey, uhhh, my name is //////, but most people call me Kyonko and does anyone else want to do something about these light balls following us around?
Because it feels like there's something really shady going on in general lately and i'd like to get to the bottom of it. Only, I can't do this myself. I don't even know where to start. If anyone has ideas or would like to help me could you let me know?
'That didn't sound so lame in my head. I wonder how long it'll be before I get thrown in jail or mysteriously get sick, too, for bringing this up.'
[this network post wobbles a bit until it focuses some orange... things? oh, perhaps legs? that can't be right, can it? a voice is heard, but no face is seen talking]
--Can't get this fancy-fangled... [a dog barks] Oh! There it is! It's on!
[here is where things get weird. instead of the mirror moving to be picked up, it looks like it stays flat on the ground. and then a head leans down over it. it's... not human. whatever it is smiles cheerfully]
Howdy! Y'all can call me Applejack! An' Ah'm here t'help! [and then a little dog leans over and barks at whoever's listening too] Oh, right! An' this here's Winona! We promise we're not gonna let y'all down!
Also, can someone tell me what this little light thing is? It keeps followin' me. It won't hurt me, right?
--Can't get this fancy-fangled... [a dog barks] Oh! There it is! It's on!
[here is where things get weird. instead of the mirror moving to be picked up, it looks like it stays flat on the ground. and then a head leans down over it. it's... not human. whatever it is smiles cheerfully]
Howdy! Y'all can call me Applejack! An' Ah'm here t'help! [and then a little dog leans over and barks at whoever's listening too] Oh, right! An' this here's Winona! We promise we're not gonna let y'all down!
Also, can someone tell me what this little light thing is? It keeps followin' me. It won't hurt me, right?
- Mood:
anxious
[Lancer sat out in the middle of one of the streets of the Industrial District, one hand holding his mirror as the other held a carrot, which a grey-coated stallion with glowing red eyes was eating out of his hand. He didn't seem to really notice the horse biting close to his fingers as he spoke.]
I'm lackin' in terms of entertainment as of late. As interestin' as the game is, I miss huntin' in deep forests. I'm not sure if it's just kids playin', but I bet there're good games around, sport or not. Know any?
[A black horse suddenly shifted in front of the mirror, reaching over to try and get the rest of the carrot, one red eye passing in view before Lancer moved the mirror away.]
...If you two can't share, I'm dismissin' you. You don't need to eat.
[The horses ignored him, suddenly butting heads and making deep snorting noises just before Lancer overturned and hit the floor, his mirror falling aside.]
Shit! I told you two--! [Just in view of the mirror, the grey and black horse butted heads and raised their hooves, beginning to fight. Lancer glowered up at them, muttering.]
Shouldn't have summoned you idiots...
I'm lackin' in terms of entertainment as of late. As interestin' as the game is, I miss huntin' in deep forests. I'm not sure if it's just kids playin', but I bet there're good games around, sport or not. Know any?
[A black horse suddenly shifted in front of the mirror, reaching over to try and get the rest of the carrot, one red eye passing in view before Lancer moved the mirror away.]
...If you two can't share, I'm dismissin' you. You don't need to eat.
[The horses ignored him, suddenly butting heads and making deep snorting noises just before Lancer overturned and hit the floor, his mirror falling aside.]
Shit! I told you two--! [Just in view of the mirror, the grey and black horse butted heads and raised their hooves, beginning to fight. Lancer glowered up at them, muttering.]
Shouldn't have summoned you idiots...
[Voice]
( introspection )
Hey, everyone, throw some products at me. Even just random things you're seeing at the marketplace, and I'll see if I can give you retail value.
[as approved here Because yes, he does have a new scheme in mind. Ever since he saw a certain broadcast program in a store window and figured out how to get it on his compact mirror's it's been bubbling. So he sounds disproportionately pleased as he asks this]
Aside from that though, in terms of foreigners, I've got a survey. How old are you, and what species are you?
[...Okay so doing all this work makes him bored. Sue him]
( introspection )
Hey, everyone, throw some products at me. Even just random things you're seeing at the marketplace, and I'll see if I can give you retail value.
[
Aside from that though, in terms of foreigners, I've got a survey. How old are you, and what species are you?
[...Okay so doing all this work makes him bored. Sue him]
[As the video comes on the picture seems to slowly shift, a light blue glow accenting it every so slightly as it levitates. The glow is one that matches the glow around the unicorn's horn, her perfect white fur and styled purple mane combined with the eye shadow and mascara obvious clues she's not a normal pony.]
Why I can't very well turn someone away when they're asking for help, not to mention being so thoughtful with providing for me, I simply must have a better place to live than what's been provided. Such a small space simply won't do at all.
[She shakes her head and trots off to the side a bit, it looks like she's somewhere outside the city. With her horn glowing a bit brighter she stops in front of a rock and kicks at it with a hoof, but it barely budges.]
But I suppose the fact that there's such beautiful gems around here more than makes up for it. The only problem is I don't have any way of getting them out.
[She turns back to the mirror, batting her eyelashes and turning on the most charm she can muster.]
Could someone be a dear and come lend me a hand? I simply must get my boutique up and running here and there's no way I can do it without the proper assistance. This place isn't quite like Equestria so it's going to take a little adjusting to. Which will be made all the simpler once I get my hooves on enough of these gems.
Why I can't very well turn someone away when they're asking for help, not to mention being so thoughtful with providing for me, I simply must have a better place to live than what's been provided. Such a small space simply won't do at all.
[She shakes her head and trots off to the side a bit, it looks like she's somewhere outside the city. With her horn glowing a bit brighter she stops in front of a rock and kicks at it with a hoof, but it barely budges.]
But I suppose the fact that there's such beautiful gems around here more than makes up for it. The only problem is I don't have any way of getting them out.
[She turns back to the mirror, batting her eyelashes and turning on the most charm she can muster.]
Could someone be a dear and come lend me a hand? I simply must get my boutique up and running here and there's no way I can do it without the proper assistance. This place isn't quite like Equestria so it's going to take a little adjusting to. Which will be made all the simpler once I get my hooves on enough of these gems.
-eah, okay, except I didn't really understand what you're tryi-
[ He paused and scowled, tapping on the mirror awkwardly. ]
Uh, hello? ... Wait, it's over already?
[ How rude. He had a few questions that required some serious answers. Okay, truth to be told he wasn't really paying attention, and in his defense, it may have to do with sharing an epic mind/body experience with a certain spider troll a few minutes ago. I swear to god, he can still hear her thoughts ringing in his head. He tries to ignore it for now. ]
... Okay.
I'm not entirely sure if anyone is listening, but here goes. Um, I'm looking for Vriska. [ Another pause, and then hesitantly. ] ... Vriska? Can you hear me? If you do, I'd really appreciate it if you, uh, say something?
[ He placed the mirror down, as if he's done talking, but he quickly picks it up again. ]
Oh! And ... I guess it would be nice if someone could explain things to me. Maybe?
Thanks.
[ Priorities. Tavros has them. ]
[ He paused and scowled, tapping on the mirror awkwardly. ]
Uh, hello? ... Wait, it's over already?
[ How rude. He had a few questions that required some serious answers. Okay, truth to be told he wasn't really paying attention, and in his defense, it may have to do with sharing an epic mind/body experience with a certain spider troll a few minutes ago. I swear to god, he can still hear her thoughts ringing in his head. He tries to ignore it for now. ]
... Okay.
I'm not entirely sure if anyone is listening, but here goes. Um, I'm looking for Vriska. [ Another pause, and then hesitantly. ] ... Vriska? Can you hear me? If you do, I'd really appreciate it if you, uh, say something?
[ He placed the mirror down, as if he's done talking, but he quickly picks it up again. ]
Oh! And ... I guess it would be nice if someone could explain things to me. Maybe?
Thanks.
[ Priorities. Tavros has them. ]
YOU SHIT-HEAD! [Souichirou opens up in the doctor's office, screaming into his mirror the second he's picked it up--after the post he's seen, anyway. If anyone can make out what he's saying completely, it'll be a miracle--otherwise, he's yelling extremely quickly and jumbling his words together out of anger.]
People have better things to do than play around with this weird fantasy crap! What do you think normal people are thinking about you when you kidnap innocent teenagers like this!?
Everyone's diligently working, sorting through their lives and coping with economic struggle and you're pulling kids off the street for no reason, throwing off education and empl! I'm calling you ignorant, you dumbasses!
Wipe that ugly smirk off your face you old hag! I'm not taking orders from some midget stuck in the past with that hairdo! [Then, the yelling just sort of peters off and continues, slowly fading since Souichirou didn't really set a recording all that properly.]
People have better things to do than play around with this weird fantasy crap! What do you think normal people are thinking about you when you kidnap innocent teenagers like this!?
Everyone's diligently working, sorting through their lives and coping with economic struggle and you're pulling kids off the street for no reason, throwing off education and empl! I'm calling you ignorant, you dumbasses!
Wipe that ugly smirk off your face you old hag! I'm not taking orders from some midget stuck in the past with that hairdo! [Then, the yelling just sort of peters off and continues, slowly fading since Souichirou didn't really set a recording all that properly.]
[here is a face that has been around a while. You may have seen him before or talked to him briefly since he was one of the early arrivals to this place. However, he had only ever posted to this network now.
He's been doing many other things, like heart theft and teaching. Yes, he saw the teaching assignment on the quest board and decided to take it since kids are so easily corrupted, not that they really needed, since they were hellions already. He isn't the type though, to complain about the trials of teaching.
However, for those that are familiar with the city, they might notice the background of his post is the schoolhouse and that there are the sounds of children at play nearby. He's posting during a recess period it appears.]
I suppose I have been remiss in introducing myself. [his voice is very polite sounding, but also a bit cold] I am Loki, formerly of Asgard, and have been residing in this city for awhile now.
I have introduced myself to a few of, I suppose we are guests here, my fellow guests of this delightful city, but many of you I do not know and felt it would be beneficial to get to know everyone.
He's been doing many other things, like heart theft and teaching. Yes, he saw the teaching assignment on the quest board and decided to take it since kids are so easily corrupted, not that they really needed, since they were hellions already. He isn't the type though, to complain about the trials of teaching.
However, for those that are familiar with the city, they might notice the background of his post is the schoolhouse and that there are the sounds of children at play nearby. He's posting during a recess period it appears.]
I suppose I have been remiss in introducing myself. [his voice is very polite sounding, but also a bit cold] I am Loki, formerly of Asgard, and have been residing in this city for awhile now.
I have introduced myself to a few of, I suppose we are guests here, my fellow guests of this delightful city, but many of you I do not know and felt it would be beneficial to get to know everyone.
[After an eventful first day and almost two weeks of basically trying to figure out what the heck to do with herself now that she's alive, doesn't have a bubble-killer to kill and in a city where the only reminder of home is Horuss, Meenah's finally stumbled across the Quest Board.
Unfortunately, Meenah being Meenah, she only read part of the description. Mostly the part where she got to fight a rare carnivorous octopus and wasn't that just the kind of challenge that promised sweet loot.
Except, well...]
aight
anyone wanna tell a gill where she can actunally score some bitchin loot here
the kind what allows me to kick these glubbers i gotta live with to the shore and swim out on my own?
cause i kinda thought i had only some people here got reel weird ideas on what counts as loot
i mean how the FUCK am i meant to pay for anyfin with this???
[She switches to video for a moment, allowing people to see two things. First is how she looks tired, a little battered and still a little damp from whatever she's been doing. What can be seen of her fork suggests it wasn't a clean battle and that whatever she caught may have become just a little rarer.
The other thing of note is the painting she's holding. While it certainly holds some artistic value and there's a part of Meenah's vanity that doesn't mind her epic battle immortalised on canvas (and only exaggerated a little), it's obvious she'd been hoping for something, well, bigger.]
so you sea
fore i get suckafished into doin any other carp like this for p much nofin i gotta know where the searious quests are so i can get a plaice i actually wanna live in
Unfortunately, Meenah being Meenah, she only read part of the description. Mostly the part where she got to fight a rare carnivorous octopus and wasn't that just the kind of challenge that promised sweet loot.
Except, well...]
aight
anyone wanna tell a gill where she can actunally score some bitchin loot here
the kind what allows me to kick these glubbers i gotta live with to the shore and swim out on my own?
cause i kinda thought i had only some people here got reel weird ideas on what counts as loot
i mean how the FUCK am i meant to pay for anyfin with this???
[She switches to video for a moment, allowing people to see two things. First is how she looks tired, a little battered and still a little damp from whatever she's been doing. What can be seen of her fork suggests it wasn't a clean battle and that whatever she caught may have become just a little rarer.
The other thing of note is the painting she's holding. While it certainly holds some artistic value and there's a part of Meenah's vanity that doesn't mind her epic battle immortalised on canvas (and only exaggerated a little), it's obvious she'd been hoping for something, well, bigger.]
so you sea
fore i get suckafished into doin any other carp like this for p much nofin i gotta know where the searious quests are so i can get a plaice i actually wanna live in
Um, so... there's been a lot of new people lately that I haven't met, and I thought I'd say hi? I'm Willow Rosenberg, and I'm the official government-flavored newcomer liaison. I was brought here like everyone else, but I'm on the local payroll and it's my job to make sure everyone gets settled in okay.
If you have any problems with-- with housing or employment or anything, let me know? I like to help. That's me. Help girl.
And if anyone wants to... I don't know, go hang out or something, I could use a distraction. [She smiles wryly.] Everything feels all slow when there isn't a siege going on. [She was used to a lot more mayhem and demon attacks than this.]
Oh, and if anyone knows anything about meditation, I could use the practice.
If you have any problems with-- with housing or employment or anything, let me know? I like to help. That's me. Help girl.
And if anyone wants to... I don't know, go hang out or something, I could use a distraction. [She smiles wryly.] Everything feels all slow when there isn't a siege going on. [She was used to a lot more mayhem and demon attacks than this.]
Oh, and if anyone knows anything about meditation, I could use the practice.
[The video clicks on to show two young men peering into the mirror together - one is dark haired and wearing an engraved headpiece and a bright red cape, the other blond and bulky with green skin.
It's the boy in red who talks first.]
Calling all Avengers! We declare a truce! A truce is a halt to hostility. An immediate and complete cessation of whatever it is we’re arguing or fighting about at least that's what my history teacher said. A lot of stuff has gone down, and maybe it was our (my) fault but right now I think we can all agree that it's better to stick together.
And uh...
We kind of need an adult.
Uh, Wiccan, you realize Wolverine is an Avenger right now, right? So how about...all Avengers except Wolverine? We're totally okay without Wolverine.
Actually, if we want to get down to specifics, how about Wonder Man, maybe Cap or Iron Man, Hawkeye?
You've got a point. So all Avengers EXCEPT Wolverine, and bonus points if you're Wonder Man, Captain America, Iron Man or Hawkeye.
Sounds good, except...you know, maybe we're actually alone this time? Like, maybe we're going to have to reach out for other people? So I guess, if anyone else here would like to tell us anything that's not in the intro video, we'd really appreciate it.
[ Wiccan = red, Hulkling = green ]
It's the boy in red who talks first.]
Calling all Avengers! We declare a truce! A truce is a halt to hostility. An immediate and complete cessation of whatever it is we’re arguing or fighting about at least that's what my history teacher said. A lot of stuff has gone down, and maybe it was our (my) fault but right now I think we can all agree that it's better to stick together.
And uh...
We kind of need an adult.
Uh, Wiccan, you realize Wolverine is an Avenger right now, right? So how about...all Avengers except Wolverine? We're totally okay without Wolverine.
Actually, if we want to get down to specifics, how about Wonder Man, maybe Cap or Iron Man, Hawkeye?
You've got a point. So all Avengers EXCEPT Wolverine, and bonus points if you're Wonder Man, Captain America, Iron Man or Hawkeye.
Sounds good, except...you know, maybe we're actually alone this time? Like, maybe we're going to have to reach out for other people? So I guess, if anyone else here would like to tell us anything that's not in the intro video, we'd really appreciate it.
[ Wiccan = red, Hulkling = green ]
[Finding himself here had been... something to bear with for sure. It had spooked him at first, the short burst of surprise followed very quickly by a quick, STRONG burst of anger. Just... Fiddlesticks, who would have the foolishness to simply grab him from the dream bubble without his consent and put him in this place like he was the commonest warm-blooded piece of cattle? It was infuriating, it made his fist clench, his teeth grinding together in his mouth and--
No. No, this was exactly what he was not supposed to do anymore. Positivity. Positivity was what he needed to crush the negativity. Yes, he was fairly certain Meulin had meant exactly that with her gestures.
Forcing a wide, strained smile on his face, that might serve to scare the next person more than to comfort them, he reached for the device he had been given once more, then paused, changed his mind and dug into his intricate sylladex first for his de-strengthening gloves. It wouldn't do to break the fragile looking mirror, after all.
Even if it probably would make him feel so good.
Positive.]
8=D < I must admit to a momentary sense of surprise at being brought to this place.
8=D < A lesser troll may have found themselves e%periencing a STRONG burst of rage at such a une%pected stirrup.
8=D < Perhaps even found cause for wanton destruction.
8=D < But with my STRONG sense of optimism
8=D < and my e%ceedingly truthful smile
8=D < I was able to overcome to situation without any untoward behoofiour.
8=D < After all, to desire the aid of one of my skills and abilities is only natural and quite wise.
8=D < As part of my quest to trot down to a more peaceful path and indulge myself in more pacifistic pastures, I am willing to offer my services in roboti% and mechani% to those in need.
8=D < In addition, I am skilled in artistic pursuits.
8=D < And I tell a g*sh d*rned decent joke if I may say so myself.
8=D < Indeed, perhaps it is an injection of levity in these mane-ruffling circumstances that we all need.
8=D < If you will allow me...
8=D < What did the STRONG, august hoofbeast proclaim while laying on the ground, unable to lift his noble build upon his magnificent hooves once more?
8=D < "Help, I've fallen and I canter giddy-up!"
[ooc: Because I am new! If you want to opt out of Horuss' typing quirk, just drop me a line here and it shall be done. And Happy Halloween to all you gosh-darned lucky people who actually get to celebrate it.]
No. No, this was exactly what he was not supposed to do anymore. Positivity. Positivity was what he needed to crush the negativity. Yes, he was fairly certain Meulin had meant exactly that with her gestures.
Forcing a wide, strained smile on his face, that might serve to scare the next person more than to comfort them, he reached for the device he had been given once more, then paused, changed his mind and dug into his intricate sylladex first for his de-strengthening gloves. It wouldn't do to break the fragile looking mirror, after all.
Even if it probably would make him feel so good.
Positive.]
8=D < I must admit to a momentary sense of surprise at being brought to this place.
8=D < A lesser troll may have found themselves e%periencing a STRONG burst of rage at such a une%pected stirrup.
8=D < Perhaps even found cause for wanton destruction.
8=D < But with my STRONG sense of optimism
8=D < and my e%ceedingly truthful smile
8=D < I was able to overcome to situation without any untoward behoofiour.
8=D < After all, to desire the aid of one of my skills and abilities is only natural and quite wise.
8=D < As part of my quest to trot down to a more peaceful path and indulge myself in more pacifistic pastures, I am willing to offer my services in roboti% and mechani% to those in need.
8=D < In addition, I am skilled in artistic pursuits.
8=D < And I tell a g*sh d*rned decent joke if I may say so myself.
8=D < Indeed, perhaps it is an injection of levity in these mane-ruffling circumstances that we all need.
8=D < If you will allow me...
8=D < What did the STRONG, august hoofbeast proclaim while laying on the ground, unable to lift his noble build upon his magnificent hooves once more?
8=D < "Help, I've fallen and I canter giddy-up!"
[ooc: Because I am new! If you want to opt out of Horuss' typing quirk, just drop me a line here and it shall be done. And Happy Halloween to all you gosh-darned lucky people who actually get to celebrate it.]
...Right. I -- [ Her voice chokes, so fuck this shit, switching to text. ]
Intrepid adventurers and treasure hunters of Darstone!
Bored out of your wits? Current resident not agreeing with you? Dark, creepy cave too dangerous for you to go alone? All of the above?
If yes, I, Marian Hawke, offer a partnership. Accompany me to quests, and I shall split the treasures evenly. No criteria and interviews! I just need people that know how to fight. Warriors encouraged.
That is all.
Intrepid adventurers and treasure hunters of Darstone!
Bored out of your wits? Current resident not agreeing with you? Dark, creepy cave too dangerous for you to go alone? All of the above?
If yes, I, Marian Hawke, offer a partnership. Accompany me to quests, and I shall split the treasures evenly. No criteria and interviews! I just need people that know how to fight. Warriors encouraged.
That is all.
[The man on screen looks irritated. He's obviously holding the mirror at a haphazard angle, because there's only a brief shot of his face before it turns to face a building that looks to be in the marketplace. There's nothing for a second, and then the man promptly collapses the building. Hope that wasn't too important. He lets the collapse film for a few more moments, before it focuses back on him. Clearly, he doesn't care much about being caught doing it.]
No. [And with that, the feed appears to be done.
Someone's not happy.]
No. [And with that, the feed appears to be done.
Someone's not happy.]