Howw vvexing.
If those in authority of this city think they can keep a troll like myself from leavving, they'vve made quite the mistake.
Wwhile I'll admit their merits in technology are impressivve at best, especially for those of a lowwer species, it isn't enough to dazzle me, nor enough to keep me complacent.
I demand to be returned to my previous location. Such an arrogant display of technological powwer being used to abduct me and then discard me wwithin the confines of this stone-tomb of a city is an unforgivvable offense.
Or rather, forgivvable on the grounds that this mistake is rectified, but I'vve my doubts that'll happen.
For those of you wwho obvviously are not familiar wwith wwho I am, wwith the sleww of the inhabitants here being that of aliens, I am Orphaner Dualscar and I am not one to be jerked around so haphazardly.
For any of you wwho've got information on howw to get back, your assistance is expected, do not keep me wwaiting. For those of you wwho havve nothing of vvalue to offer, it wwould be wwise to keep your fucking traps shut and not wwaste my precious time.
If those in authority of this city think they can keep a troll like myself from leavving, they'vve made quite the mistake.
Wwhile I'll admit their merits in technology are impressivve at best, especially for those of a lowwer species, it isn't enough to dazzle me, nor enough to keep me complacent.
I demand to be returned to my previous location. Such an arrogant display of technological powwer being used to abduct me and then discard me wwithin the confines of this stone-tomb of a city is an unforgivvable offense.
Or rather, forgivvable on the grounds that this mistake is rectified, but I'vve my doubts that'll happen.
For those of you wwho obvviously are not familiar wwith wwho I am, wwith the sleww of the inhabitants here being that of aliens, I am Orphaner Dualscar and I am not one to be jerked around so haphazardly.
For any of you wwho've got information on howw to get back, your assistance is expected, do not keep me wwaiting. For those of you wwho havve nothing of vvalue to offer, it wwould be wwise to keep your fucking traps shut and not wwaste my precious time.
( Cut for exposition )
oOo Well well well this certainly is interesting. oOo I never thOught of myself as a spacertrOll but here I am On an entirely different wOrld. oOo Name is Natkun Zavija, denterrOrist at yOur service. oOo Any Other trOlls abOut? oOo Might get a bit lOnely if I'm the Only One of my kind. oOo
oOo Retry Of that, actually. oOo
oOo I give nOthing but respect tO my hemObetters but yOu need nOt answer. oOo
oOo Maybe I'm a peculiar sOrt but I prefer my blOOd on the inside. oOo
[She writes and erases quite a few times before finding the 'voice' for this fake individual, this imaginary denterrorist, satisfying. And if any of her allies are there, hopefully they'll spot her little message in the last three sentences. The little nickname her not-so-young charge had given to her a long time ago. As she waits for messages, she inspects herself. Goodness, she hopes this doesn't stain...]
oOo Well well well this certainly is interesting. oOo I never thOught of myself as a spacertrOll but here I am On an entirely different wOrld. oOo Name is Natkun Zavija, denterrOrist at yOur service. oOo Any Other trOlls abOut? oOo Might get a bit lOnely if I'm the Only One of my kind. oOo
oOo Retry Of that, actually. oOo
oOo I give nOthing but respect tO my hemObetters but yOu need nOt answer. oOo
oOo Maybe I'm a peculiar sOrt but I prefer my blOOd on the inside. oOo
[She writes and erases quite a few times before finding the 'voice' for this fake individual, this imaginary denterrorist, satisfying. And if any of her allies are there, hopefully they'll spot her little message in the last three sentences. The little nickname her not-so-young charge had given to her a long time ago. As she waits for messages, she inspects herself. Goodness, she hopes this doesn't stain...]
[Whoa, network, enjoy the sudden freckley face staring at his mirror, looking largely unimpressed.]
A magic mirror. Okay, uh, sadly, this isn't even the first time I've felt like a Disney princess. And the getting kidnapped thing, that's not actually new, either. [He makes a face.] Which tells you all you need to know about me, I guess.
Uhhh, apparently I'm rooming with... [bear with him--] ... two guys named Vanitas and Alhen-- something? There's a lot of-- the letter 'i,' uh-- soooo. [He gives a weak wave.] Heyyyy roomies.
[He looks uncomfortable, like he's about to switch off the mirror, and then he thinks better of it.]
Okay, so we're here to help somehow? But I don't exactly get what needs to happen, like, what exactly they need help with. I'd like to get back home sooner rather than later, like, way sooner, so the quicker I can help get that done the better.
A magic mirror. Okay, uh, sadly, this isn't even the first time I've felt like a Disney princess. And the getting kidnapped thing, that's not actually new, either. [He makes a face.] Which tells you all you need to know about me, I guess.
Uhhh, apparently I'm rooming with... [bear with him--] ... two guys named Vanitas and Alhen-- something? There's a lot of-- the letter 'i,' uh-- soooo. [He gives a weak wave.] Heyyyy roomies.
[He looks uncomfortable, like he's about to switch off the mirror, and then he thinks better of it.]
Okay, so we're here to help somehow? But I don't exactly get what needs to happen, like, what exactly they need help with. I'd like to get back home sooner rather than later, like, way sooner, so the quicker I can help get that done the better.
II don't beliieve II've ever po2ted here before.
II gue22 II 2hould 2ay hii.
II'm 2ollux Captor.
...
That'2 iit.
No waiit that'2 not iit.
My roommate2, II felt a2 iif II 2hould iinform you II'm moviing out of our collectiive hiive 2oon.
Ju2t a head2 up.
Oh.
And al2o.
Anyone 2een any viideo game2 around here or what.
II gue22 II 2hould 2ay hii.
II'm 2ollux Captor.
...
That'2 iit.
No waiit that'2 not iit.
My roommate2, II felt a2 iif II 2hould iinform you II'm moviing out of our collectiive hiive 2oon.
Ju2t a head2 up.
Oh.
And al2o.
Anyone 2een any viideo game2 around here or what.
( cut for tl;dr panic mode: vomit )
Helmsman System to Battleship Condescension
Helmsman System to Battleship Condescension
HELMSMAN SYSTEM HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
Connection status: No direct connection available
Coordinates: UNKNOWN
Planet: UNKNOWN
Star system: UNKNOWN
No hostiles detected as of this message.
Requesting assistance from any and all intelligent life-forms.
Property of Her Imperious Condescension must be returned immediately, or face severe consequences.
Error: Cannot establish connection with Battleship Condescension
Will retry ii
Error: 01010111 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101110
Error: Ψ 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01100011
Oh 2hiit
Oh 2hiit 2hiit iit hurt2 FUCK
Where am ii
Plea2e help me
Wiire2 2tiickiing out everywhere
IIt hurt2!!
Where the fuck am ii??
Where2 the 2hiip??
Where ii2 2HE?!?!
Oh 2hiit 2he2 goiing two cull u2 all!!
IIt2 all my fault!! Get out whiile you stiill can!!
01010010 01110101 01101110 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101110 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010111 00100001 00100001
Help me 2iignle22
01010011 01001001 01000111 01001110 01001100 01000101 01010011 01010011
01000001 01001110 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 00100000 01010011 01001001 01000111 01001110 01001100 01000101 01010011 01010011 00100000 01010111 01001111 01010101 01001100 01000100 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00101100 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000001 01001100 01000100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01010100 01001001 01001101 01000101 01010011 00101110
WARNING: Bad code
Unable to handle paging request at
fan-proverbial(21117): 2hiit
local_optic_count[2] optics_running[0]
STATE: corrupt data
Error: Cannot restart system
Manual reboot required
WARNING: Please connect to a proper energy probe, or insert helmsman liquid nutrition formula.
[He's the kind of helmsman that isn't supposed to be removed. His mind and body shut down from the pain, and he falls into the first true sleep he's had in a long time.]
Helmsman System to Battleship Condescension
Helmsman System to Battleship Condescension
HELMSMAN SYSTEM HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
Connection status: No direct connection available
Coordinates: UNKNOWN
Planet: UNKNOWN
Star system: UNKNOWN
No hostiles detected as of this message.
Requesting assistance from any and all intelligent life-forms.
Property of Her Imperious Condescension must be returned immediately, or face severe consequences.
Error: Cannot establish connection with Battleship Condescension
Will retry ii
Error: 01010111 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101110
Error: Ψ 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01100011
Oh 2hiit
Oh 2hiit 2hiit iit hurt2 FUCK
Where am ii
Plea2e help me
Wiire2 2tiickiing out everywhere
IIt hurt2!!
Where the fuck am ii??
Where2 the 2hiip??
Where ii2 2HE?!?!
Oh 2hiit 2he2 goiing two cull u2 all!!
IIt2 all my fault!! Get out whiile you stiill can!!
01010010 01110101 01101110 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101110 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010111 00100001 00100001
Help me 2iignle22
01010011 01001001 01000111 01001110 01001100 01000101 01010011 01010011
01000001 01001110 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 00100000 01010011 01001001 01000111 01001110 01001100 01000101 01010011 01010011 00100000 01010111 01001111 01010101 01001100 01000100 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00101100 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000001 01001100 01000100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01010100 01001001 01001101 01000101 01010011 00101110
WARNING: Bad code
Unable to handle paging request at
fan-proverbial(21117): 2hiit
local_optic_count[2] optics_running[0]
STATE: corrupt data
Error: Cannot restart system
Manual reboot required
WARNING: Please connect to a proper energy probe, or insert helmsman liquid nutrition formula.
[He's the kind of helmsman that isn't supposed to be removed. His mind and body shut down from the pain, and he falls into the first true sleep he's had in a long time.]
D --> E%cuse me
D --> My name is Equius Zahhak
D --> Since shortly after our arrival, I've been working on the do%, but I require more funds to obtain a hive of my own that's more in the style to which I'm accustomed
D --> Does anyone want a robot
D --> I specialize in battle robots, which are very STRONG and quick, and e%cellent for sparring purposes
D --> However if you have a need for an artificial being for any other purpose, I can do custom work
D --> I'm taking orders
D --> I will require one-half payment up front, the other half to be paid on delivery
D --> If any of you are missing limbs, I can provide prostheti%, as well
D --> Saber and Miranda
D --> I will need the use of our common living space as a workroom
D --> Or if you prefer, you two can sleep in the same respite block
D --> My name is Equius Zahhak
D --> Since shortly after our arrival, I've been working on the do%, but I require more funds to obtain a hive of my own that's more in the style to which I'm accustomed
D --> Does anyone want a robot
D --> I specialize in battle robots, which are very STRONG and quick, and e%cellent for sparring purposes
D --> However if you have a need for an artificial being for any other purpose, I can do custom work
D --> I'm taking orders
D --> I will require one-half payment up front, the other half to be paid on delivery
D --> If any of you are missing limbs, I can provide prostheti%, as well
D --> Saber and Miranda
D --> I will need the use of our common living space as a workroom
D --> Or if you prefer, you two can sleep in the same respite block
I'm officially done with trying to deal with these losers. I'd sooner share a living space with that moron from Radiant Garden.
What's it take to get out of these homely quarters. If it doesn't happen soon one of them might wake up with that scarf wrapped around that neck a little too snugly. Acts more like that one chicks "step sisters" than any prince I've seen...
What's it take to get out of these homely quarters. If it doesn't happen soon one of them might wake up with that scarf wrapped around that neck a little too snugly. Acts more like that one chicks "step sisters" than any prince I've seen...
IIt would appear II've been spiiriited away two another world. II wa2 under the a2umptiion 2uch thiing2 only happened iin faiiry taiil2 but look2 liike everyone ii2 proven wrong at 2ome poiint. IIntere2tiing creature2 they have here, iit make2 me wonder. Are human2 the miinoriity? And ju2t how dangerou2 can 2ome of the2e other creature2 be?
And you can call me P2ii, my name ii2 of no iimportance. Or "Psi" for tho2e of you 2marta22e2 that may be iincliined two comment on my text. Deal wiith iit.
2o, what are the chance2 II'm lucky enough two get thii2 apartment two my2elf? Or ii2 iit ju2t a matter of tiime before II'll have two play niice wiith other2? Becau2e that'2 not really 2omethiing II'm good wiith unle22 they fall under certaiin ciircum2tance2.
[ooc: If anyone would like to skip out on the typing quirk, just let me know!]
And you can call me P2ii, my name ii2 of no iimportance. Or "Psi" for tho2e of you 2marta22e2 that may be iincliined two comment on my text. Deal wiith iit.
2o, what are the chance2 II'm lucky enough two get thii2 apartment two my2elf? Or ii2 iit ju2t a matter of tiime before II'll have two play niice wiith other2? Becau2e that'2 not really 2omethiing II'm good wiith unle22 they fall under certaiin ciircum2tance2.
[ooc: If anyone would like to skip out on the typing quirk, just let me know!]
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