(The screen turns on, but something's going...pretty fast, almost like whoever's on the other side is trying to move it around somehow. Finally, the mirror is tilted a bit but it still remains upright.

And that's when a blue Pegasus pony with a multi-colored mane comes into view, wings flapping as she stares intently at said mirror...while also upside-down at the same time. No, she's not human; she's a Pegasus pony, like the constellation but real.)

Do I look good...? Eh, doesn't really matter. Hi, everypony! I'm your Friendly Neighborhood Rainbow Dash, and from what I hear it sounds like you guys could use some Pegasus power. Well, look no further than the fastest flyer to come out of Cloudsdale - that's me! - to help save the day!

Oh, and on the days when I'm not on the clock I'll be chillaxin' with some of my friend's Daring Do books. So don't disturb me then, 'cause I probably won't pay attention if you do.

[this network post wobbles a bit until it focuses some orange... things? oh, perhaps legs? that can't be right, can it? a voice is heard, but no face is seen talking]

--Can't get this fancy-fangled... [a dog barks] Oh! There it is! It's on!

[here is where things get weird. instead of the mirror moving to be picked up, it looks like it stays flat on the ground. and then a head leans down over it. it's... not human. whatever it is smiles cheerfully]

Howdy! Y'all can call me Applejack! An' Ah'm here t'help! [and then a little dog leans over and barks at whoever's listening too] Oh, right! An' this here's Winona! We promise we're not gonna let y'all down!

Also, can someone tell me what this little light thing is? It keeps followin' me. It won't hurt me, right?