ITP: Claiming first in the name of horrible roommates

[little_miss_snarker]

[After a few false starts there's eventually a clear video of a young girl who looks very frazzled and annoyed as she figures out how to hold the mirror to make her post.]

Hey, does anyone mind if I crash on their couch tonight? Apparently one of my roommates is a psycho fishperson with territory issues who keeps threatening me with a trident.

[OOC: Context]

Comments

[little_miss_snarker]

The fishpeople are actually called trolls?

[wwaterboy]

by your description the fuckers probably a sea troll like me yeah

[little_miss_snarker]

'You know, I always figured if I ever met a proper troll they would be more cheerful people and constantly have an expression like this even as they tried to eat you.'

Is getting all territorial and threatening harmless roommates with giant forks normal for sea trolls?

[wwaterboy]

yeah
pretty much

[little_miss_snarker]

Why is he even in the apartments then if that's the case?

[wwaterboy]

wwhat are you sayin that all us trolls shouldnt be givven rooms because wwe might be a little defensivve wwhen wwere nervvous?
maybe wwe should be caged up or evven drugged right i mean maybe wwe might go shithivve gotta keep things under control
wwhat other fuckin races did you wwant to exclude then, asshole?
lets make a list

[little_miss_snarker]

'To be fair, yeah. That was probably rude of me to say, but this guy is a jerk.'

I was actually thinking more along the lines that since they're territorial and sea trolls giving them all nice little houses by the lake. Where they could, you know, access the water and not worry about having to share with anyone.

[wwaterboy]

[Sorry, Kyonko, it's a bit of a sore point for him]

all a the newwcomers are treated the same at least for noww
not evvery one is going to be territorial an he wwas probably just scared as fuck wwhen it came right dowwn to it so the simple truth is he probably wwouldnt a evven culled you unless you really pressed the issue
youre alivve arent you
so get ovver it
if hes really determined to be territorial hell wwant to get himself a hivve elsewwhere anywway and probably thatll happen sooner rather than later
i can probably help him get set up in a more suitable accommodation so if youvve got a better description or evven a name thatd help a lot

[little_miss_snarker]

[And she's basically being fifteen and dumb about the whole thing.]

'Though I'm starting to feel a little guilty. How can I feel guilty about someone who threatened to stab me? Argh! It's not like I wasn't freaked out and scared by the situation and had any idea I'd have roommates, either.'

I can't give any better information but he's replying HERE if you want to PM his account.

[wwaterboy]

fine ill take care a it
im eridan ampora municipal inspector by the wway
dont flip your shit just calm dowwn an ill handle things

[little_miss_snarker]

'Well now I feel like I made a jerk out of myself.'

//////, but there's someone here who will insist it's Kyon.

I have a couch I can crash on tonight so it's not an immediate thing.

....and thanks for this. Sorry if I accidentally offended you.

[ooc: ////// is because her real name doesn't come up in canon. ^^;]

[wwaterboy]

youre wwelcome
wwere all here together noww an despite probably there bein all sorts a potential for misunderstandin theres no sense in bein uptight about our differences
i spoke to him an he says hes ovver it and you can come back

[little_miss_snarker]

And I don't have to worry about getting stabbed in my sleep, right?

[wwaterboy]

howw the fuck should i knoww
he says hes ovver it
it should be fine unless hes a backstabbin ingrate
wwhich is possible

[little_miss_snarker]

Fine. I'll give it a try.

'If I wind up stabbed I'm pinning the blame squarely on this guy.'