ITP: Claiming first in the name of horrible roommates

[little_miss_snarker]

[After a few false starts there's eventually a clear video of a young girl who looks very frazzled and annoyed as she figures out how to hold the mirror to make her post.]

Hey, does anyone mind if I crash on their couch tonight? Apparently one of my roommates is a psycho fishperson with territory issues who keeps threatening me with a trident.

[OOC: Context]

Comments

[namigational]

...what does he look like?

[deusexhormones]

[-Holy shit-] Kyon?

IC belated - text

[anaglyphiic]

II am not p2ycho!

text;

[annihilistic]

[She figures if nothing else, someone should use that room she's not planning on setting foot in.

Roommates indeed.]

Room 2d is short one inhabitant
Feel free to take the spare place

[darkcharge]

I'd offer the one I won't use, but it has another fish. Annoying, but not insane.

[little_miss_snarker]

Gray skin, fins coming out of his ears, yellow horns, and the most dapper pair of 3D glasses I've ever seen. You know him?

[little_miss_snarker]

'Holy crap!'

Haruki?! You're here, too?!

'I should've known he'd be involved in this somehow.'

Text right back.

[little_miss_snarker]

'And just to add to the sheer psychosis, he uses some weird kind of chatspeak.'

You kept threatening to stab me! How is that not psycho?!

text right back!

[little_miss_snarker]

Thanks. If I can't find anything else I might take you up on that.

[namigational]

Nope. [To which she's relieved, but leave that aside.] If you don't get any other offers, you can probably crash on our couch just for the night.

[Hopefully her roommates won't mind.]

[little_miss_snarker]

Thanks, I'd appreciate it. It'd just be for the night and I promise I'll look for something else tomorrow.

[little_miss_snarker]

As long as the person's not threatening me with a giant fork I'll be fine.

[deusexhormones]

Me?! You-?!

[ . . . ]

[little_miss_snarker]

Where are you?!

'Because if he's here then trouble isn't far behind. I'll be a lot calmer once I know he isn't causing a ruckus--especially since this place is likely a paradise to him.'

[deusexhormones]

My assigned apartment, for now. I was considering going back to the place where I woke up soon, I feel like I might have left something.

[darkcharge]

Personally? I'd take the fork.

[little_miss_snarker]

Like what?

'What little sanity you likely brought with you?

I hate to say it, but it's really nice to see a familiar face here. Especially Haruki's after what happened a few weeks ago. It's nice to know I'm not alone in this and that he remembers me. Maybe this can work, somehow?

Except something seems.... off.'

[deusexhormones]

Like money or momentos or ... something. [He can't be here with nothing but his clothes. that would suck]

[little_miss_snarker]

Hey, if you want to be smothered in garlic butter and parsley and be a fishperson's kabob, you go right ahead. I like being able to remain among the living, thank you.

[little_miss_snarker]

I'm pretty sure we came only with what we had on our backs, Haruki. I hated being in the clothes I fell asleep in, but I'm managing.

[Which happens to be a sweater, skirt, and the usual stockings. Someone was nice enough to give her some shoes.]

[darkcharge]

Sounds delicious.

[little_miss_snarker]

'The prize for creepiest person I've ever met goes to....'

Then try hitting up the guy in 1E. I'm sure he'll deliver.

'Hopefully this isn't the sort of person who would actually go do that and he's just trolling me.'

[deusexhormones]

Well I'm going to check anyway. Come with me.

[You don't have anything better to do than make you way there in the dead of the night, right???]

[darkcharge]

I would, but... Why spoil it for you? Looks like you're getting along great. Wouldn't want to intrude.

[little_miss_snarker]

'Yep, trolling. All he needs is to be under a bridge and going after billy goats.'

Oh, you can intrude all you like if you want. I'm sure he wouldn't mind.