ITP: Claiming first in the name of horrible roommates

[little_miss_snarker]

[After a few false starts there's eventually a clear video of a young girl who looks very frazzled and annoyed as she figures out how to hold the mirror to make her post.]

Hey, does anyone mind if I crash on their couch tonight? Apparently one of my roommates is a psycho fishperson with territory issues who keeps threatening me with a trident.

[OOC: Context]

Comments

[namigational]

...what does he look like?

[little_miss_snarker]

Gray skin, fins coming out of his ears, yellow horns, and the most dapper pair of 3D glasses I've ever seen. You know him?

[namigational]

Nope. [To which she's relieved, but leave that aside.] If you don't get any other offers, you can probably crash on our couch just for the night.

[Hopefully her roommates won't mind.]

[little_miss_snarker]

Thanks, I'd appreciate it. It'd just be for the night and I promise I'll look for something else tomorrow.

[namigational]

Yeah, no problem. I'm sure the other girls won't mind-- if there's a problem you can bunk in my room or something. We're room 2A.

[deusexhormones]

[-Holy shit-] Kyon?

[little_miss_snarker]

'Holy crap!'

Haruki?! You're here, too?!

'I should've known he'd be involved in this somehow.'

[deusexhormones]

Me?! You-?!

[ . . . ]

[little_miss_snarker]

Where are you?!

'Because if he's here then trouble isn't far behind. I'll be a lot calmer once I know he isn't causing a ruckus--especially since this place is likely a paradise to him.'

IC belated - text

[anaglyphiic]

II am not p2ycho!

Text right back.

[little_miss_snarker]

'And just to add to the sheer psychosis, he uses some weird kind of chatspeak.'

You kept threatening to stab me! How is that not psycho?!

[anaglyphiic]

Your pre2ence wa2 threateniing.
II reacted naturally.

[little_miss_snarker]

How was I threatening? I barely even said anything and then you threatened to stab me!

text;

[annihilistic]

[She figures if nothing else, someone should use that room she's not planning on setting foot in.

Roommates indeed.]

Room 2d is short one inhabitant
Feel free to take the spare place

text right back!

[little_miss_snarker]

Thanks. If I can't find anything else I might take you up on that.

[annihilistic]

Take it or leave it
I wont be using it regardless

[little_miss_snarker]

Have another place to stay or having trouble with your roommates, too?

[darkcharge]

I'd offer the one I won't use, but it has another fish. Annoying, but not insane.

[little_miss_snarker]

As long as the person's not threatening me with a giant fork I'll be fine.

[darkcharge]

Personally? I'd take the fork.

[little_miss_snarker]

Hey, if you want to be smothered in garlic butter and parsley and be a fishperson's kabob, you go right ahead. I like being able to remain among the living, thank you.

[wwaterboy]

wwait wwhat kind a fish person are wwe talkin about?

[little_miss_snarker]

'Another person with the chatspeak?'

Gray skin, horns, fins on his ears, a dapper pair of 3D glasses. Do you know him?

[wwaterboy]

for fucks sake
any fisher troll wwould havve the first three things
does he havve a name?
i dont knoww anyone wwith 3d goggles

[little_miss_snarker]

The fishpeople are actually called trolls?