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[cockroachexorcist]

YOU SHIT-HEAD! [Souichirou opens up in the doctor's office, screaming into his mirror the second he's picked it up--after the post he's seen, anyway. If anyone can make out what he's saying completely, it'll be a miracle--otherwise, he's yelling extremely quickly and jumbling his words together out of anger.]

People have better things to do than play around with this weird fantasy crap! What do you think normal people are thinking about you when you kidnap innocent teenagers like this!?

Everyone's diligently working, sorting through their lives and coping with economic struggle and you're pulling kids off the street for no reason, throwing off education and empl! I'm calling you ignorant, you dumbasses!

Wipe that ugly smirk off your face you old hag! I'm not taking orders from some midget stuck in the past with that hairdo! [Then, the yelling just sort of peters off and continues, slowly fading since Souichirou didn't really set a recording all that properly.]

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[meanerpeixes]

[Someone doesn't appreciate being yelled at, especially not by strangers]

Wanna try dialling it down a few hundred notches? Silent would be ideal. Won't make a difference anyway cept the rest of us here will be less likely to want to gut you.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Who asked you!?

I'm tryin' to read this old hag the riot act! I'm up to my neck in bullshit kidnappings!

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[meanerpeixes]

You did, when you decided to scream this at everymoby unfortunate enough to have their mirror nearby. But way to go pissing everyone off when you only just got here.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Don't act like I care, poindexter! I've got better things to do than care about noise pollution! Now, where the hell's that old lady!?

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[meanerpeixes]

Wait up, you insult me and then you think I'm gonna cough up answers? You want my help now, it's gonna cost you.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Do I look like I've got money!? This is the face of Japan's impoverished youth! I gotta scrimp and save just to be broke, you hack of a cosplayer!

Now, dish with the details or get out of my face!

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[meanerpeixes]

The fuck did you just call me?!

[Looks like Meenah's opted for C: get into an argument over shit that doesn't matter]

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[cockroachexorcist]

Are you deaf, too!? Maybe you should take off those cosplay fins so you can hear me, then!

[This is just Souichirou's page 1 of introductions.]

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[meanerpeixes]

The fins don't come off, nookstain! And I heard you just fine. That was me givin you a chance to apologise, which clearly you're too fucking stupid to apperchiate.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Hahahaha! Apologize!?

What backwater town do you come from, askin' for one of those!? Didn't you know people who bow their heads lose their necks?

Video - this is going to be fun when they realise they live together

[meanerpeixes]

I bow my head to no-one. I'm fuckin royalty, not that you'd know it for the lack of respect I get around here. But you're shipping up for a few good holes poked in you at this rate.

Video; Spoiler alert--this will be more welcoming than his canon-point home!

[cockroachexorcist]

Wha? I don't fight girls, you dope! What do you think I am, some sorta villain-type!?

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[meanerpeixes]

Even better. You can keep still and accept your place like you should.

[That sentiment takes a whole other meaning in a matriarchal society]

Video; at least he doesn't HAVE to ruin peoples' lives daily

[cockroachexorcist]

Still above you, baldie! Don't act high and mighty just because I've got a code of ethics unlike most thugs!

Video; he just does it anyway?

[meanerpeixes]

Who the fuck you callin baldie? And the shell you are unless you got royalty in you.

Video; he just gets worse in different ways

[cockroachexorcist]

I'm callin' you baldie, baldie!

And, don't you know my face!? My eyes--these prominent eyebrows!?

This spiked golden hair!? I'm the Prince of the Saiyans!!! A real life Super Saiyan!

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[meanerpeixes]

Oh so what you're saying is you're deluded and blind. Got it.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Fish-wench. Quit disrespecting me with that wanna-be punk attitude.

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[meanerpeixes]

Sorry, I don't give respect to dumb guppies who try an puff themshellves up to try an impress the bigger fish. If anyone's a wanna-be around here, it shore ain't me.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Why the hell're you up on the fish stuff!?

Speaking of misinterpretation--do you think that's gonna impress anybody!?

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[meanerpeixes]

That ain't why I use 'em. I use 'em because they're prawnsome an it's what any good sea dweller does.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Who cares about followin' such a weird motif?

You don't see people walkin' around makin' land-puns! It's corny!

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[meanerpeixes]

Nah, that's cause they ain't got what it hakes to pun about these things. Gotta have a sense of humour to make 'em work, you know.

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[cockroachexorcist]

...Where's yer notepad?

The one you write down all those shitty puns after thinking day and night about 'em?

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[meanerpeixes]

Nice try, but no. I don't need to write 'em down. They just swim to mind whenever I need 'em.