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[cockroachexorcist]

YOU SHIT-HEAD! [Souichirou opens up in the doctor's office, screaming into his mirror the second he's picked it up--after the post he's seen, anyway. If anyone can make out what he's saying completely, it'll be a miracle--otherwise, he's yelling extremely quickly and jumbling his words together out of anger.]

People have better things to do than play around with this weird fantasy crap! What do you think normal people are thinking about you when you kidnap innocent teenagers like this!?

Everyone's diligently working, sorting through their lives and coping with economic struggle and you're pulling kids off the street for no reason, throwing off education and empl! I'm calling you ignorant, you dumbasses!

Wipe that ugly smirk off your face you old hag! I'm not taking orders from some midget stuck in the past with that hairdo! [Then, the yelling just sort of peters off and continues, slowly fading since Souichirou didn't really set a recording all that properly.]

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Video; haha oh dear

[meanerpeixes]

Even better. You can keep still and accept your place like you should.

[That sentiment takes a whole other meaning in a matriarchal society]

Video; at least he doesn't HAVE to ruin peoples' lives daily

[cockroachexorcist]

Still above you, baldie! Don't act high and mighty just because I've got a code of ethics unlike most thugs!

Video; he just does it anyway?

[meanerpeixes]

Who the fuck you callin baldie? And the shell you are unless you got royalty in you.

Video; he just gets worse in different ways

[cockroachexorcist]

I'm callin' you baldie, baldie!

And, don't you know my face!? My eyes--these prominent eyebrows!?

This spiked golden hair!? I'm the Prince of the Saiyans!!! A real life Super Saiyan!

Video; wonderful

[meanerpeixes]

Oh so what you're saying is you're deluded and blind. Got it.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Fish-wench. Quit disrespecting me with that wanna-be punk attitude.

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[meanerpeixes]

Sorry, I don't give respect to dumb guppies who try an puff themshellves up to try an impress the bigger fish. If anyone's a wanna-be around here, it shore ain't me.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Why the hell're you up on the fish stuff!?

Speaking of misinterpretation--do you think that's gonna impress anybody!?

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[meanerpeixes]

That ain't why I use 'em. I use 'em because they're prawnsome an it's what any good sea dweller does.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Who cares about followin' such a weird motif?

You don't see people walkin' around makin' land-puns! It's corny!

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[meanerpeixes]

Nah, that's cause they ain't got what it hakes to pun about these things. Gotta have a sense of humour to make 'em work, you know.

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[cockroachexorcist]

...Where's yer notepad?

The one you write down all those shitty puns after thinking day and night about 'em?

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[meanerpeixes]

Nice try, but no. I don't need to write 'em down. They just swim to mind whenever I need 'em.

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[cockroachexorcist]

...Any hobbies at all?

None?

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[meanerpeixes]

I got plenty. What I don't got is any reason why I gotta explain myself to you.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Name some.

Convince me that you aren't just wearin' a board and set a nails on your brow late at night like a diligent college student, tryin' to load up on material for the next day.

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[meanerpeixes]

Nope. Still ain't 'splainin myshellf. Why don't you go bug someone who cares, assuming you can find anyone.

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[cockroachexorcist]

Go get lost, then?

I'm not the one who opened a complaint ticket!

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[meanerpeixes]

No, you went for the keep yelling til someone answered option. Which clearly makes you so much better except not.

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[cockroachexorcist]

I'm not hearin' a, "I apologize for my ungracious insolence, Lord Souichirou!"

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[meanerpeixes]

You ain't going to, either.

[And with that, she'll cut the feed]