guiltapalooza: (☆ eyebrow raise of skepticism)
Willow Rosenberg ([personal profile] guiltapalooza) wrote in [community profile] lostnetwork2012-08-29 03:18 pm

001 . video . psa

[The video clicks on to reveal a small, slender, nervous-looking redhead. She has a frilly white blouse on covered with a leather bomber jacket, more stylish than functional, and she's fidgeting in her seat.

She takes a visible breath and says, somewhat stilted,]
Hi. Willow. --That's me, Willow, my name, and. You should call me that. And you should email me?

Wait, sorry, I'm doing this in the wrong order. [She looks embarrassed, but then shakes her head and starts over, calmer now that she's getting into the rhythm.]

I'm Willow Rosenberg and I'm the official Darstone liaison to the newcomers. That means you, cause, if you're on this network, you're a newcomer-- a dimensional kidnap-ee. It's probably not government approved to say kidnap-ee, but that's okay because I work for them so I'm allowed to be especially disgruntled. Actually, even though I work for them, I'm in more or less the same position as you, I just got here earlier. When they needed someone for the job about a month ago I said yes.

Anyway... [Pause as she tries to recover her conversational thread.] Being the liaison means you should come to me if you have problems settling into the city, or if you need to talk to someone official and don't know how to reach them. I can get you in touch. I'm not responsible for deciding who gets to go home, so don't bug me about that or you'll make me cranky and mildly disapproving, and I don't like to be cranky.

But you really should email me if you need something. That's what I'm here for. I also do emergency response sometimes if something goes wrong with one of us, and trust me, I can handle it. So don't cause problems or you'll have to deal with me. [This is half bluffing and half honest confidence.] That means whoever sent those shadow things around during the festival, I better not see that happen again or I'm going to track you down, and there will be consequences.

[Her eyebrows go up in open evaluation.] Got it? Oh, and whoever's sending out the spying snakes, that's just creepy, but not illegal. So keep it not illegal or I'll sic the police chief on you, and she's scary.

... Any questions? About me or about what's going on? It's really mostly answered in the guide on your mirror, but I am answer girl if you have something else.
garantundkraft: (Ich bin tausendmal größer als ihr)

[personal profile] garantundkraft 2012-09-07 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ja, well, there's not anything a doctor coulda done that I couldn't've done myself...

::He rubs his head, trying to keep a little quieter now that she's mentioned the yelling is not helping. Not that Prussia meant to scare Willow; it's simply... he's loud. It's a German thing.::

Not necessarily sympathy, Fraeulein. I've known thousands of government sorts over the centuries. I'm well aware you could make life very difficult for me if you thought me a threat. ::He may be overestimating Willow's political pull, but sometimes it's better to overestimate than underestimate. Especially if you're not at all familiar with the societal and governmental norms.::

Besides, I'm the most awesome! Everyone should think well of the great and wonderful me! ::...Aaaand there's the ego. We knew he couldn't stay serious forever.::
garantundkraft: (Wie sich der Zeiger dreht)

[personal profile] garantundkraft 2012-09-08 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
M-magic... ::With him, it's hard to tell whether he finds the idea appealing or not so much. Either way, it's roughly the same facial expression.:: Well. If I ever get hurt badly I'll remember that. Broken ribs? Wouldn't be awesome of me wasting anyone's time, right? Right.

Well, now that that awfulness is settled I should let you get back to work~ ::After all, Prussia is aware how easily he can send a conversation towards a bad end. Which is not going to help his long term plans any. Nope nope.::

And don't worry, I'll stay out of trouble and be a good boy like West.
garantundkraft: (Nur um zu herrschen bin ich hier)

[personal profile] garantundkraft 2012-09-08 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll heal fine on my own, really. This is hardly the worst I've gotten hurt in my life. Now, a bullet wound? That I'd go to the hospital for. Those are nasty and then if the bullet stays inside you it's just annoying as fuck and really makes me miss arrows because I can get those out myself usually. ::His tangent reminds him of something.::

Oh! I know I was gonna go, but can bullets be found here or am I gonna have to invest in a sword if I wanna do any of the monster killing quests?