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[goodboybestshot]

So... i believe its safe to say that im thoroughly discombobulated!
I mean ...i suppose stuff of this caliber probably happens all the time to big shot superheroes like the x-men, but good gravy it wouldnt hurt to give a fella a decent warning before you go chucking him haphazardly across the whole freakin multiverse!

This wasnt exactly what i haggled for when i said i wanted off my island.
Not that im complaining of course! No siree!!
This place looks like a hoot and i plan on getting up to my elbows in some serious exploring!!
But i guess this summon was sort of like a need for superheroes?
Im not an x-man or an avenger or any of those other spiffy world saving types back home but ive got a whole lot of moxie and reckless bravado!! And i guess id like to help??


[Poor Jake hasn't gone too far past the gates. He's trying not to be nervous, but this is the first time he's been in public since his mutation manifested. What do.]

Comments

[goodboybestshot]

Given my alternative back home you might be too!
...That said im a little more aware of the situation at hand now.

[highb100d_seeker]

D --> I can understand that
D --> I happen to have e%pired, so being here is a step up
D --> Are you a troll, or a human who uses co100rs in their te%t

I'm sorry for this tag

[goodboybestshot]

Good grief!!
No kidding if id kicked the bucket too id be pretty happy to be somewhere else!

Well i am most definitely not a troll thats for sure.

HAHAHA perfect

[highb100d_seeker]

D --> If you'd
D --> What
D -->
D --> How dare you use such a 100d and vulgar term for
D --> What does that even mean
D --> I've never done something like that

IT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL and then it was.

[goodboybestshot]

Beggin your pardon? You mean kick the bucket??
Theres nothing vulgar about that is there? It just means youre dead which i am pretty sure you just explicitly implied there.
You know like pushing up daisies!
Gone out to pasture!
Swimming with the fishies?

What did you think it meant???

omg

[highb100d_seeker]

D --> Stop saying that
D --> I
D --> Can we just a%cept the fact that I'm dead and move on
D --> Going out to pasture is a%ceptable as well
D --> Hoofing on
D --> I mean, moving

[goodboybestshot]

Hoofing on is a good one!
Righto then.
I believe the subject we were on was the designation of my species?

[highb100d_seeker]

D --> Yes
D --> I think we were
D --> If we can get there without any further v001garity

[goodboybestshot]

I will certainly do my best!
The answer to that question is no i am not a troll! Nor am i human either really.

[highb100d_seeker]

D --> What are you then

[goodboybestshot]

A mutant!
Which is just a funny name for the people in our world with special abilities.

[highb100d_seeker]

D --> All humans with special abilities are considered frea%
D --> Is that right

[goodboybestshot]

Im certain there are some unsavory folks out there who like to think that but thats really not a good way to put it.
In fact that is really quite rude!

[highb100d_seeker]

D --> Is it
D --> My apologies, then
D --> I have several associates and friends who are mutants
D --> But amongst the trolls, having special abilities doesn't necessarily mean anything bad

[goodboybestshot]

It has to do with blood for the trolls is that right?

Oh well i uh see. Apology accepted!!
Everyone back home is in a tizzy over mutants and a lot of humans seem to think we dont deserve proper rights whereas a lot of mutants are set on making normal folk inferior to us.
You see its kind of a mess!

[highb100d_seeker]

D --> Not always, but in one case, yes
D --> Karkat's b100d is a disgusting red hue that is udderly unnatural and foul
D --> But others have mutations of a different type
D --> Such as Sollu%, who has e%tra horns and other various physical abnormalities
D --> But mutations aren't uncommon
D --> Even my own prodigious STRENGTH could be considered a mutation

D --> That seems very illogical
D --> What kinds of rights are they trying to take from you
D --> If you are superior, then you should r001