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[goodboybestshot]

So... i believe its safe to say that im thoroughly discombobulated!
I mean ...i suppose stuff of this caliber probably happens all the time to big shot superheroes like the x-men, but good gravy it wouldnt hurt to give a fella a decent warning before you go chucking him haphazardly across the whole freakin multiverse!

This wasnt exactly what i haggled for when i said i wanted off my island.
Not that im complaining of course! No siree!!
This place looks like a hoot and i plan on getting up to my elbows in some serious exploring!!
But i guess this summon was sort of like a need for superheroes?
Im not an x-man or an avenger or any of those other spiffy world saving types back home but ive got a whole lot of moxie and reckless bravado!! And i guess id like to help??


[Poor Jake hasn't gone too far past the gates. He's trying not to be nervous, but this is the first time he's been in public since his mutation manifested. What do.]

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[fracturedsoul]

[ Dirk hasn't even left the room he woke up in. He's still poring over everything on the mirror, and invisibly wandering the city to get his bearings.

Oh, what's this? ]

I doubt we're supposed to be superheroes, Jake.

[goodboybestshot]

...Strider???
Hot dog is that really you?

[A FAMILIAR ....FONT. THANK GOD.]

[fracturedsoul]

I don't know. Is it really me, or is it someone trying to fuck with you? I'll leave it to you to decide.

[goodboybestshot]

Oh dont chime in with that horseshittery!
Way to remove any doubt from my mind!

[fracturedsoul]

Believe whatever you like.

So you just arrived also, I take it. You get the same spiel about "coming to this city's aid" to earn a way back home, as though that's something we should have to beg on hand and knee for?

[goodboybestshot]

I will!!!

Well when you put it like that it does sound a mite demanding.

[fracturedsoul]

A "mite" demanding would be going, "Hey, douchebag, here's a portal, come here and help us." This is more than a "mite" demanding. This is kidnapping, Jake.

[goodboybestshot]

[....OH SHIT. HE WAS RIGHT.]

THOSE BASTARDS!!!

[fracturedsoul]

[ Slow fucking clap. ]

Aaand you're caught up.

Stay there, I'm coming to see you.

[goodboybestshot]

'See' see me??

[fracturedsoul]

[ shit shit shit shit ]

Yes.

[goodboybestshot]

Jumping jehoshaphat you really are!!
I wont move a single inch promise!

[They're really going to meet in person! They've only waited like a billion years to do that.]

[fracturedsoul]

On my way.

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[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < i dont think that they were picky enough a6out getting help to just 6ring in heroes
(V)!_!(V) < ive clawsitively never 6een called one and you can 6e sure i dont feel like one at all, haha
(V)!_!(V) < although it really would have 6een nice for them to ask first wouldnt it? from what it looks like i dont think they had much of a choice
(V)!_!(V) < darstones pretty nice though so i wouldnt worry too much a6out 6eing lost right now
(V)!_!(V) < explorings part of the fun :)

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[goodboybestshot]

I suppose thats true of myself as well!!
Though it would be pretty swell to be called a hero i think!
Of course it would be better to do something heroic to earn it first...
As for adventuring you bet your bottom dollar im going to be all over that worse than dust on an untouched tomb!!

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[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < well yeah, itd 6e pretty dum6 to just give it to people without them earning it first
(V)!_!(V) < although im not sure it changes much? you can do heroic things without people ever knowing and it still helps every6ody
(V)!_!(V) < youre a lot luckier with the adventures though
(V)!_!(V) < theres pratically always someone wanting something done around here

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[goodboybestshot]

Thats very true too!
Like a masked vigilante silently stalking the streets at night! Keeping a watchful eye for those who would prey upon the innocent!!
And then BAM! POW! BIFF!! THEY EXACT JUSTICE!! Only to vanish into the night like a shadow!

No foolin??

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[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < haha well im not sure how good id 6e at a mysterious masked hero 6ut that sounds like a lot of fun!
(V)!_!(V) < helping people out and then leaving them wondering who you are
(V)!_!(V) < may6e inspiring them to do something good too if youre lucky
(V)!_!(V) < and yeah im serious! theres a request 6oard in the city that people use to ask for help with jo6s
(V)!_!(V) < some of the rewards are a little weird 6ut if youre just looking for a good adventure its nice

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[goodboybestshot]

You never know until you give it a whirl yourself you know!
Yes! That is exactly what it should be like!

By jove ill have to find my way there post haste!
It sounds like a whole fucklot of fun.

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[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < well its less that i dont think id 6e good at it and more that i dont think a mask would keep anyone from recognizing me
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut i guess youre right either way, haha

(V)!_!(V) < yeah! i havent actually taken any of the 6igger missions yet 6ut they seem to keep people pretty 6usy
(V)!_!(V) < i think as long as youre prepared to may6e get 6eaten up on the more dangerous ones youll have lots of fun

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[goodboybestshot]

Oh well perhaps you just have to be creative with the costume.

Oh that shant be a problem at all!
I got scuffed up all the time back home.

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[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < id have to 6e imclawsi6ly creative i think! im not really sure how youd work a costume to hide horns xD

(V)!_!(V) < i guess its good that youve got the experience then
(V)!_!(V) < since ive heard that some of the stuff in the caves and things are pretty 6ig

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[goodboybestshot]

Hmm... perhaps a great big hood?

Bring them all on then! I have experience and also guns!

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[faker]

(V)!_!(V) < hoods on top of horns look imclawsi6ly stupid
(V)!_!(V) < its why i put holes in the own ive got now

(V)!_!(V) < hey leave some for every6ody else! i want to try one someday too you know

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[goodboybestshot]

I will have to put thought into this then!!

You can join me! The more the merrier!!