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[goodboybestshot]

So... i believe its safe to say that im thoroughly discombobulated!
I mean ...i suppose stuff of this caliber probably happens all the time to big shot superheroes like the x-men, but good gravy it wouldnt hurt to give a fella a decent warning before you go chucking him haphazardly across the whole freakin multiverse!

This wasnt exactly what i haggled for when i said i wanted off my island.
Not that im complaining of course! No siree!!
This place looks like a hoot and i plan on getting up to my elbows in some serious exploring!!
But i guess this summon was sort of like a need for superheroes?
Im not an x-man or an avenger or any of those other spiffy world saving types back home but ive got a whole lot of moxie and reckless bravado!! And i guess id like to help??


[Poor Jake hasn't gone too far past the gates. He's trying not to be nervous, but this is the first time he's been in public since his mutation manifested. What do.]

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[goodboybestshot]

[Oh, what was this? Familiar bright blue font. Jane's younger brother? Wait, he sounded a lot more talkative than the John he knew in passing.]

So ive been told!
I must say im terribly excited about it all!

Its funny how that works isnt it?
Youd think they would at least be an ounce grateful for any help they might get.
Instead theyre herding us about and sending little fairy orbs to spy on all we do.
Ive gotten the gist from a few others what a load of horseshit!

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[windyheir]

it's total horseshit!
what's worse is that we totally saved their butts like a month ago and this is how they repay us!

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[goodboybestshot]

Codswallop!!
This is starting to sounds a bit too close to home what a barrel of laughs.

I apologize if ive guessed wrong chap but... john??

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[windyheir]

yeah that's me but i don't think we have met.
i don't recognize your text color or username.
are you one of the trolls or something?

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[goodboybestshot]

Ive been asked that many times i wonder if its common for people to be trolls in some universe somewhere.
No that isnt it though i will say im baffled by this development.

My name is jake. Jake english?
Im a friend of your sisters.

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[windyheir]

[The only 'sister' John has is Jade, so he immediately goes with the friend he knows of.]

woah wait a second you're that j guy she's been in cahoots with?
her grandson from the future and in another timeline or whatever?

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[goodboybestshot]

[Well. You're half right there, John. Too bad you've got the wrong universe.]

What?? Grandson from the future??
Now youre not making a lick of sense.

No im just one of her online friends i live in seychelles.
I think something is amiss here.

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[windyheir]

yeah i think information got mixed up somewhere.
but if you're not from the future then who are you?
besides a friend from seychelles i mean.

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[goodboybestshot]

It certainly seems that way.
I know for a fact ive spoken with you a handful of times and not just through janey.
Maybe i *do* have the wrong person or maybe even the wrong multiverse. Good gravy this is starting to make my head fuzzy!

I dont really think im supposed to be much more than that am i?