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[cockroachexorcist]

YOU SHIT-HEAD! [Souichirou opens up in the doctor's office, screaming into his mirror the second he's picked it up--after the post he's seen, anyway. If anyone can make out what he's saying completely, it'll be a miracle--otherwise, he's yelling extremely quickly and jumbling his words together out of anger.]

People have better things to do than play around with this weird fantasy crap! What do you think normal people are thinking about you when you kidnap innocent teenagers like this!?

Everyone's diligently working, sorting through their lives and coping with economic struggle and you're pulling kids off the street for no reason, throwing off education and empl! I'm calling you ignorant, you dumbasses!

Wipe that ugly smirk off your face you old hag! I'm not taking orders from some midget stuck in the past with that hairdo! [Then, the yelling just sort of peters off and continues, slowly fading since Souichirou didn't really set a recording all that properly.]

Comments

[little_miss_snarker]

Wow.

[That's really all she has to say on the matter. She's seen a lot of angry posts by new arrivals on the Network, but this one tops them.]

Uhhh.... maybe you should talk to someone in person if you want to try to get someone to listen to you?

[cockroachexorcist]

Talk to someone in person!? What do I look like, some shut-in college student who browses the internet all day!?

I don't even own a computer! I'm only talking into this thing because you aren't in front of my face right this second!

[little_miss_snarker]

Then try going into the city, find the government offices, and talk to someone. All that's on the mirror is a recording of some likely underpaid secretary explaining the situation as it is.

[cockroachexorcist]

Do I look like I'm from around here? Don't just say the name of a place and expect me to remember it nostalgically!

Directions! Directions!

[little_miss_snarker]

Sorry. Sorry. Ummmm..... [DIRECTIONS GO HERE!]

[cockroachexorcist]

[Souichirou grinned--ATTITUDE 180.]

Cool, cool! Now I know where to go to kick some ass!

[little_miss_snarker]

I don't think the lizard people are the types to get their butts kicked so easily.

[cockroachexorcist]

...Lizard people? What, you mean like... Soul Calibur...!?

[little_miss_snarker]

A bit? They're called Kras'pek. Big people who are lizards and are made up of warrior tribes and things like that. They're hard to miss. Like the frog people. And the bird people.

[cockroachexorcist]

[Souichirou tried to follow.

Fantasy people... He never tried those weird MMOs and a lack of a computer made him seriously consider it.]

I never read Lord of the Rings or paid attention to those old myths... Do you mean kappa and harpies!?

[little_miss_snarker]

Sort of? The lizard people are called Kras'pek and the bird people Chocolina. There's also Gnomes running around and Huglu--they're giant frog people. They're all over the place around here. You'll see once you're out in the city proper: humans are the minority around here.