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[cockroachexorcist]

YOU SHIT-HEAD! [Souichirou opens up in the doctor's office, screaming into his mirror the second he's picked it up--after the post he's seen, anyway. If anyone can make out what he's saying completely, it'll be a miracle--otherwise, he's yelling extremely quickly and jumbling his words together out of anger.]

People have better things to do than play around with this weird fantasy crap! What do you think normal people are thinking about you when you kidnap innocent teenagers like this!?

Everyone's diligently working, sorting through their lives and coping with economic struggle and you're pulling kids off the street for no reason, throwing off education and empl! I'm calling you ignorant, you dumbasses!

Wipe that ugly smirk off your face you old hag! I'm not taking orders from some midget stuck in the past with that hairdo! [Then, the yelling just sort of peters off and continues, slowly fading since Souichirou didn't really set a recording all that properly.]

Comments

[cockroachexorcist]

What's loud and rude and dumb?

YOU?

[terribubblykoi]

No! Your face! Your loud, dumb landdwellin' face!

[cockroachexorcist]

You shut your trap, you grey monster bimbo!

[terribubblykoi]

You first! You'd betta before somebody shoves your fangs down your throat instead!

[little_miss_snarker]

I don't think the lizard people are the types to get their butts kicked so easily.

[namigational]

Who says I'd bother giving you a tour of anything? [Freaking ass. She cuts the feed.]

Video - this is going to be fun when they realise they live together

[meanerpeixes]

I bow my head to no-one. I'm fuckin royalty, not that you'd know it for the lack of respect I get around here. But you're shipping up for a few good holes poked in you at this rate.

Video; Spoiler alert--this will be more welcoming than his canon-point home!

[cockroachexorcist]

Wha? I don't fight girls, you dope! What do you think I am, some sorta villain-type!?

[cockroachexorcist]

[And then he screamed at the blank-faced mirror for a minute before realizing she wasn't there...]

[cockroachexorcist]

...Lizard people? What, you mean like... Soul Calibur...!?

[cockroachexorcist]

I don't have fangs, dumbass! Get up to date on human anatomy! Read a book and get back to me when you're not anatomically insensitive!

Video; haha oh dear

[meanerpeixes]

Even better. You can keep still and accept your place like you should.

[That sentiment takes a whole other meaning in a matriarchal society]

Video; at least he doesn't HAVE to ruin peoples' lives daily

[cockroachexorcist]

Still above you, baldie! Don't act high and mighty just because I've got a code of ethics unlike most thugs!

Video; he just does it anyway?

[meanerpeixes]

Who the fuck you callin baldie? And the shell you are unless you got royalty in you.

Video; he just gets worse in different ways

[cockroachexorcist]

I'm callin' you baldie, baldie!

And, don't you know my face!? My eyes--these prominent eyebrows!?

This spiked golden hair!? I'm the Prince of the Saiyans!!! A real life Super Saiyan!

Video; wonderful

[meanerpeixes]

Oh so what you're saying is you're deluded and blind. Got it.

[terribubblykoi]

Oh sorry, I should've been more sensitive of your retarded flat not-fangs. Poor human, you just got the worst of it, didn't you?

[cockroachexorcist]

Least I don't have to worry about biting my tongue off, weirdo!

You keep that giddy fish-pun shit out of my face! Two fish-wenches in one day is too many!

Video;

[cockroachexorcist]

Fish-wench. Quit disrespecting me with that wanna-be punk attitude.

Video;

[meanerpeixes]

Sorry, I don't give respect to dumb guppies who try an puff themshellves up to try an impress the bigger fish. If anyone's a wanna-be around here, it shore ain't me.

[little_miss_snarker]

A bit? They're called Kras'pek. Big people who are lizards and are made up of warrior tribes and things like that. They're hard to miss. Like the frog people. And the bird people.

Video;

[cockroachexorcist]

Why the hell're you up on the fish stuff!?

Speaking of misinterpretation--do you think that's gonna impress anybody!?

[cockroachexorcist]

[Souichirou tried to follow.

Fantasy people... He never tried those weird MMOs and a lack of a computer made him seriously consider it.]

I never read Lord of the Rings or paid attention to those old myths... Do you mean kappa and harpies!?

Video;

[meanerpeixes]

That ain't why I use 'em. I use 'em because they're prawnsome an it's what any good sea dweller does.

Video;

[cockroachexorcist]

Who cares about followin' such a weird motif?

You don't see people walkin' around makin' land-puns! It's corny!