01 ♌ voice

[faker]

I feel a little silly typing into a mirror, so I think that I'll say hi this way instead. [she laughs] Not that I won't look much less stupid if this doesn't work!

Anyway, hello there to everyone who can hear me! My name is Nepeta and I'm clawsitively brand new around here. I'm really sorry to hear that things are going badly in this world, but I kind of had my own problems back home. So I guess since we can't go back until things get fixed here I'll be working extra hard to hurry it up.

But I've got a question in the meantime that I hope somebody can answer. Is there any way to bring specific people here? If I can't go back home just yet then I'd at least like to know that my friends are somewhere a little safer.

[the frown is almost audible in her voice, but it perks back up fairly quickly]

If by some chance you guys are here already, you better tell me right away! There'll be shell to pay if I have to walk around and find you myself.

Comments

[faker]

Maybe it's just part of your nature? I mean, not everyone's going to have the same things on their planet.

Those sound imclawsibly cool! I've never seen anything like that before, although I did visit a desert made of glass a few times.

[fieldtrip]

I never even thought about planets before I came here. It's not like we could go to them.

The desert pretty much sucked when I went there, and that was just a normal desert. How was it for you?

[faker]

Really? Trolls used to go to other planets all the time. [she's a little surprised other people can't]

It was imclawsibly pretty! But it was a little too dry for my tastes and the brains kept bumping into everyone so I didn't go back if I could help it.

[fieldtrip]

That's kind of nuts, [she says matter of factly.] Some people don't even leave their village where I'm from.

The... brains? Is this some freaky alien thing or just a freaky you thing?

[faker]

No? Is it that dangerous on your planet? [because if it was boy could she relate]

I guess it was more of a freaky game thing? It had to do with something my friends and I were involved in that's imclawsibly complicated.

[fieldtrip]

There has been a war going on for a hundred years, but traveling just takes too long. Not everyone is the Avatar and has a flying sky bison. Most people gotta walk or take a boat.

Never mind, then. If it's that complicated I'll probably stop paying attention halfway through. But brains... really?

[faker]

I can sort of understand that. Most people don't move around much if they can help it on Alternia, but that's because of the sun and the monsters everywhere.

Brains, really! My friend Feferi hated them because they'd always start bumping into people and distracting them when she was trying to explain something.