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Nepeta Leijon ♌ apocryphalCrustacean ([personal profile] faker) wrote in [community profile] lostnetwork2012-09-15 04:50 pm

01 ♌ voice

I feel a little silly typing into a mirror, so I think that I'll say hi this way instead. [she laughs] Not that I won't look much less stupid if this doesn't work!

Anyway, hello there to everyone who can hear me! My name is Nepeta and I'm clawsitively brand new around here. I'm really sorry to hear that things are going badly in this world, but I kind of had my own problems back home. So I guess since we can't go back until things get fixed here I'll be working extra hard to hurry it up.

But I've got a question in the meantime that I hope somebody can answer. Is there any way to bring specific people here? If I can't go back home just yet then I'd at least like to know that my friends are somewhere a little safer.

[the frown is almost audible in her voice, but it perks back up fairly quickly]

If by some chance you guys are here already, you better tell me right away! There'll be shell to pay if I have to walk around and find you myself.
biiowiired: my mood ii2 actually ok riight now (Default)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-19 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Does u2er Nepeta know why the indigenous species wii2he2 to abduct trolls?
biiowiired: standby mode (oh blood)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-20 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Helmsman 2y2tem may not ally with extraterrestrials unle22 ordered two by Her Condescension or appropriiate system administrators.
biiowiired: installation complete (hang back)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-21 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh please don't ask him to decide anything for himself. That's just crazy talk.]

System wiill follow the u2ual programming protocols until further notiice.
biiowiired: standby mode (oh blood)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-21 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
System ii2 able to sustain essential processes whiile in low power mode.
biiowiired: iim a great conver2atiionalii2t (silhouettes signless)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-24 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
At minimum, System must obtain permission from the current temporary admiinii2trator2.

[He's talking about those trolls here who say they're his friends, but he can't remember. This makes his head hurt.]
biiowiired: totally helpful (cute psionics)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-25 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Explore? Why now that you mention it... He IS a helmsman after all.]

There are certain activities that may be conducted, such as data collection.
System intends to make complete visual navigational records of surrounding terrestrial formations.
This data will supplement already existing maps, and may prove useful to Her Condescension upon arrival.
biiowiired: ? (?)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-25 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Helmsman System is programmed to specialize in interstellar naviigatiion.
However, no star systems have been ob2erved since arrival.
biiowiired: totally helpful (cute psionics)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-28 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
System will become more stable after determiiniing the distance between major landmark2.

[Hell yes.]
biiowiired: totally helpful (cute psionics)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-29 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
If user Nepeta requires any navigational assistance, plea2e contact Helmsman System.
biiowiired: totally helpful (cute psionics)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2012-09-30 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
[and he will be NONE THE WISER.]