Willow Rosenberg (
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001 . video . psa
[The video clicks on to reveal a small, slender, nervous-looking redhead. She has a frilly white blouse on covered with a leather bomber jacket, more stylish than functional, and she's fidgeting in her seat.
She takes a visible breath and says, somewhat stilted,] Hi. Willow. --That's me, Willow, my name, and. You should call me that. And you should email me?
Wait, sorry, I'm doing this in the wrong order. [She looks embarrassed, but then shakes her head and starts over, calmer now that she's getting into the rhythm.]
I'm Willow Rosenberg and I'm the official Darstone liaison to the newcomers. That means you, cause, if you're on this network, you're a newcomer-- a dimensional kidnap-ee. It's probably not government approved to say kidnap-ee, but that's okay because I work for them so I'm allowed to be especially disgruntled. Actually, even though I work for them, I'm in more or less the same position as you, I just got here earlier. When they needed someone for the job about a month ago I said yes.
Anyway... [Pause as she tries to recover her conversational thread.] Being the liaison means you should come to me if you have problems settling into the city, or if you need to talk to someone official and don't know how to reach them. I can get you in touch. I'm not responsible for deciding who gets to go home, so don't bug me about that or you'll make me cranky and mildly disapproving, and I don't like to be cranky.
But you really should email me if you need something. That's what I'm here for. I also do emergency response sometimes if something goes wrong with one of us, and trust me, I can handle it. So don't cause problems or you'll have to deal with me. [This is half bluffing and half honest confidence.] That means whoever sent those shadow things around during the festival, I better not see that happen again or I'm going to track you down, and there will be consequences.
[Her eyebrows go up in open evaluation.] Got it? Oh, and whoever's sending out the spying snakes, that's just creepy, but not illegal. So keep it not illegal or I'll sic the police chief on you, and she's scary.
... Any questions? About me or about what's going on? It's really mostly answered in the guide on your mirror, but I am answer girl if you have something else.
She takes a visible breath and says, somewhat stilted,] Hi. Willow. --That's me, Willow, my name, and. You should call me that. And you should email me?
Wait, sorry, I'm doing this in the wrong order. [She looks embarrassed, but then shakes her head and starts over, calmer now that she's getting into the rhythm.]
I'm Willow Rosenberg and I'm the official Darstone liaison to the newcomers. That means you, cause, if you're on this network, you're a newcomer-- a dimensional kidnap-ee. It's probably not government approved to say kidnap-ee, but that's okay because I work for them so I'm allowed to be especially disgruntled. Actually, even though I work for them, I'm in more or less the same position as you, I just got here earlier. When they needed someone for the job about a month ago I said yes.
Anyway... [Pause as she tries to recover her conversational thread.] Being the liaison means you should come to me if you have problems settling into the city, or if you need to talk to someone official and don't know how to reach them. I can get you in touch. I'm not responsible for deciding who gets to go home, so don't bug me about that or you'll make me cranky and mildly disapproving, and I don't like to be cranky.
But you really should email me if you need something. That's what I'm here for. I also do emergency response sometimes if something goes wrong with one of us, and trust me, I can handle it. So don't cause problems or you'll have to deal with me. [This is half bluffing and half honest confidence.] That means whoever sent those shadow things around during the festival, I better not see that happen again or I'm going to track you down, and there will be consequences.
[Her eyebrows go up in open evaluation.] Got it? Oh, and whoever's sending out the spying snakes, that's just creepy, but not illegal. So keep it not illegal or I'll sic the police chief on you, and she's scary.
... Any questions? About me or about what's going on? It's really mostly answered in the guide on your mirror, but I am answer girl if you have something else.
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Did you go to the hospital? Never mind my job-- are you okay, Mr. Kirkland?
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Do not worry. I'm fine, in the hospital.
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You're not fine if you're in the hospital! [she blurts, worried.] Head injuries are nasty, and... Who was it? Or what.
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Who do you think it was? Who could possibly want to do something like this to me?
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Wait, so it was... [The realization hits her, and she bursts into affronted indignity.] And he was just being all 'don't judge me, countries aren't heroes, we aren't going to do anything'-- well, I'm judging! I'm judging and I'm mad!
Was it really about the war?
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[Willow sighs, and mentally gathers herself together again.] How long are you stuck there? Do you want me to come bring you books and candy?
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... [More quietly,] Do you think there's going to be more fighting?
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You did not 'have it coming'. This war is going to be left at home if I have to enforce that myself, got it? Darstone has enough problems without adding in World War 2.
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I was only trying to make people aware. [he's certain the other Allies would have done the same thing if they were here. in fact, it seems as though the Axis were willing to hide what they'd done. probably because they felt guilty, or figured they could get away with their past crimes here]
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It's just words. You were worried, and... you didn't attack them. It isn't a reason to put you in the hospital!
But maybe it would be better if you all avoided each other for a while.
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And it would be best if you not get involved with them, either. Or rather, stay away from me.
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I am a magic user, miss Rosenberg. And even I couldn't take care of them. At least if you do not associate yourself with me, you will have a chance at keeping them away.
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You're not getting rid of me. I don't run away anymore. [She doesn't look too pleased with that, or smug; just resigned.] Not to mention being gay and Jewish pretty much already decided my side for me.
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Your side... You shouldn't say things like that after you've already made it clear you don't want a war here. I'd rather my fellow countries and I take a hiatus while we are here in Darstone.
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I'd rather you all took a hiatus, too. A ceasefire? [she offers.] Wasn't there one in World War 1 on Christmas? You did it then.
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I understand you are scared. I am too, personally, still. But if they don't want to fight, then I don't either. [dammit, Prussia visiting him at the hospital must have melted his heart, or something. annoying!] It doesn't mean you still can't be careful around them. Or myself, for that matter.
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And I am careful. I'm always careful. I don't really do physical fighting and I'm trying not to needlessly use magic-- careful is sort of required. But I'm not going to be scared of you until you give me a reason to be, and you haven't, so just put that thought away, buster.
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Well. I am glad you feel that way. [small smile] I promise I will not hurt you, nor anyone here. [unless they attack me]
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She gives him a smile back, much wider.] See, I have nothing to worry about. Tell me all the big, bad, scary stories you want, but you're a nice guy.
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