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[nakenakesnake]

[ Medusa is on camera, wearing a white lab coat, with her blond hair twisted in a braid in front of her. She's smilingly sweetly to the camera, and even waves a little when it turns on. ]

Hello everyone. My name is Medusa, I'm going to be helping out my dear friend Professor Stein at the hospital. I have a lot of medical training in surgery and general practice, as well as an interest in holistic medicine.

So if anyone is injured or just looking for a checkup, come see me! I promise I'll take good care of you! [ Oh how sweet and kind she must seem. She reaches out to shut the camera off, but it catches barely a single frame of a terrible snakelike face that only the most involved watchers might be able to glimpse. ]

Comments

[aboutwhynot]

I'm almost positive you can do other things. You'd be an excellent egg-sitter for one of the lizards around town, perhaps, if you do a better job with that than your own child.

[nakenakesnake]

Ah, Crona is such a good child, don't you think? I forgot, I never got to thank you for letting Crona spend time at that school, it was a good experience for them, I think.

[aboutwhynot]

Crona is exceptionally well-behaved, yes; it's Ragnarok that causes the disruptions in class.

And you're very welcome, though it was hardly my decision to let them stay.

[nakenakesnake]

Ragnarok just wants to get out and do what he does best, he's not much of a classroom learner, you might say.

You do like to take those children under your wing, though, do you not? You have such a good relationship with them.

[aboutwhynot]

I might have had a good relationship with your Crona, if they hadn't made Marie choke down a snake for the express purpose of fucking with my head.

[nakenakesnake]

Children certainly have a mind of their own, do they not? [ She's just smiling pretending as if she didn't try to mindfuck him. ]

Anyway, I look forward to working with you Doctor!

[aboutwhynot]

Yes, I'm sure it's going to be a fantastic experience, as working with you always is. Just try to keep my sanity in tact enough that I can still heal people, if you don't mind.

[nakenakesnake]

Of course, what is there to gain by not doing so? I just want to help these people, and get home to my family.

[aboutwhynot]

Of course. There's certainly no ulterior motive that you would reveal in public after all.

[nakenakesnake]

Professor, you seem to think I would have ulterior motive, but I can assure you I only care for the well-being of our patients.

[aboutwhynot]

Well that was certainly very believable. Consider me assured.