#1 [Video] Hulking & Wiccan

[spazgardian]

[The video clicks on to show two young men peering into the mirror together - one is dark haired and wearing an engraved headpiece and a bright red cape, the other blond and bulky with green skin.

It's the boy in red who talks first.]

Calling all Avengers! We declare a truce! A truce is a halt to hostility. An immediate and complete cessation of whatever it is we’re arguing or fighting about at least that's what my history teacher said. A lot of stuff has gone down, and maybe it was our (my) fault but right now I think we can all agree that it's better to stick together.

And uh...

We kind of need an adult.

Uh, Wiccan, you realize Wolverine is an Avenger right now, right? So how about...all Avengers except Wolverine? We're totally okay without Wolverine.

Actually, if we want to get down to specifics, how about Wonder Man, maybe Cap or Iron Man, Hawkeye?

You've got a point. So all Avengers EXCEPT Wolverine, and bonus points if you're Wonder Man, Captain America, Iron Man or Hawkeye.

Sounds good, except...you know, maybe we're actually alone this time? Like, maybe we're going to have to reach out for other people? So I guess, if anyone else here would like to tell us anything that's not in the intro video, we'd really appreciate it.

[ Wiccan = red, Hulkling = green ]

Comments

[video]

[guiltapalooza]

Um... I don't think there are any Avengers here. [Her eyes are a little wide, too, like she's overwhelmed at the idea.] Not that I've seen, anyway, and I think I'd have seen?

I can tell you a lot that's not in the intro, though. And I think I count as an adult by now. [She looks like she's not too sure of that, but she is in her early 20's, so.] My name's Willow.

Video;

[manofiron]

What sort of points are we talking about here? And what do you want with me anyway?

video

[fieldtrip]

Yeah, those guys? Never heard've 'em. [She sounds like she totally doesn't care, too.]

Not a whole lot of hostility around here, either, at least not right now. What'd you guys want to know? I skipped the whole welcome wagon when I got here.

[video]

[windyheir]

[Following the laws of 'no 4th walling,' we are going to say that John has never heard of the Avengers before. He has no idea what an Avenger is, nor does he know they come from comic books.

He does, however, know that the word 'Avengers' totally sounds like a name for a group of superheroes. So he has decided he wants to be an Avenger because of how cool it sounds.]

I don't know what's going on, but let me help! I bet I can get everyone to stop being stupid or fighting or whatever your problem is.

[So says the 14-year-old boy in pajama-looking clothes. Yep.]

[deusexhormones]

The city recently was under siege and has a change in government right now - do you guys have little balls following you yet?

[namigational]

What's with all the weird nicknames?

[little_miss_snarker]

'I hate to say it, but I have to ask this out loud:'

Who name's their kid Wolverine?

[whomheloved]

Anything that's not in the intro video is pretty general. [She smiles, teasing a little.] Did you have anything specific you wanted to ask?

Derp, just for lulz?

[shadowslide]

...Avengers?

[horsepun]

[Did you ask for an alien with a very strained smile. Sure you did.]

I am an adult... I believe.