::Prussia is... mildly confused, and he's finally going to express it. Because he's sure seen enough of these weird grey horned creatures around and on the network, and this one seems sufficiently wordy yet understandable to maybe get some answers out of. First things first, however. The important question.::

Okay, as someone with mild familiarity as to how governments work, I'll bite.

What the Hell does relationship drama have to do with undead, giant monsters?! That doesn't really sound like the sorta thing you'd need an overlapping skill set for.

::And if the answer is awesome enough for him, he may be asking for advice.::