Woman, don't you stand between me and my cinnamon rolls. I am a god of inhaling sugar as fast as it gets put in the vicinity of my face. You don't know the forces you're messing with.

[ It's always nice to find someone who will roll with him and keep things light. Anytime things get too overemotional without a suitable sidetrack everything gets messy, feelings get hurt and no one gets laid. It's a real tragedy. And yet everyone insists on having the hard, awful conversations all the time! A man can get exhausted, dealing with that kind of thing. ]