Most 'pink things' ::Look, you even get fingerquotes surrounding that!:: are commonly known as humans. For the most part. Some of us aren't, but who cares about fine distinctions like that. ::Because he is not explaining the whole personified nation thing. Let someone else do that.::

So pretty much your job is to keep the shit from hitting the fan? Right, I'm gonna need to take notes on that, 'cause even if human relationships stopped causing wars about when they decided that monarchy was an awful idea, that sounds like a really fucking brilliant branch of police to have. ::Also, that is quite possibly the best description of any job the narration has ever heard.::

Now, since you sound like an expert on violent relationships...