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[blitzkriegd]

[okay, you know what? to hell with keeping silent. after his run-ins with Prussia and Germany at the festival, he's angry. he's wary of them, and he wants the rest of Darstone to be wary, too. because, obviously, there are creatures here of all kinds, and they certainly don't fit Hitler's idea of the Master Race. yup, who knows what those Nazis will do!

a young-looking man appears on the screen with lime-colored eyes and blond hair. oh, also, note those humongous brows. he has a distinctively British accent]

Attention guests and citizens of Darstone. I would like to bring to your attention a warning. There are two dangerous blokes in the city and I urge you all to be careful around them.

[here, he holds up a picture he sketched]

They are from my world, and they have committed atrocities the likes of which I care not to discuss unless asked directly. Please be cautious! As I've stated, they are dangerous. Make certain you never turn your back on them!

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[deusexhormones]

[...Well that's scary. He exhales softly, looking away a moment to mess with some eggs (enjoy the frying sounds) before he looks back after having thought a bit]

Huh. Depending on their zeal, that could be a really dangerous here... [...wait actually-] not to knock normal soldiers though, but do they have superpowers?

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[blitzkriegd]

[super... powers...]

...................They're immortal.

[video]

[deusexhormones]

...Immortal. Like, as in "can't die at all" or "live forever until someone kills them?"

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[blitzkriegd]

Cannot die at all. They also have superhuman strength. I fear they must be locked up, perhaps with magic.

[video]

[deusexhormones]

Immortal SS Officers... [...You know Luceti had shit all for firearms. He wonders if this place is any different. He immediately assumed that because magic it wouldn't be having them. But.] Yeah, that might need to be a thing.

[video]

[blitzkriegd]

One of them has said he does not desire to bring the war here, but I still say we should keep watch on them. I hope you will help me.

[video]

[deusexhormones]

[...A smirk plays at his lips. He decides to test something, now he thinks of it.]

Just for the record, my name's Haruki Suzumiya.

[Japanese, that is.]

[video]

[blitzkriegd]

[why play games at a time like this]

[it sounds foreign, Asian, but he's not quite sure of the origin yet. of course, he's not really thinking about anything other than getting people riled up about Germany and Prussia] It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. [because that name is hard] I'm Arthur Kirkland.

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[deusexhormones]

[Focusing back on his eggs a moment, he itches his abs possibly on, possible just off camera. There is thus about a three minute delay before his next reply. Sir? Weird]

Anyway, I'll be sure to help you out if I can. There seems like there might be an actual police force from the natives here though.

[video]

[blitzkriegd]

Ah, yes. I should probably speak to them, as well. [because. propaganda. it's that time] Thank you for taking the time to speak to me.

[video]

[deusexhormones]

Nah, you don't need to thank me, that's stupid - you're warning people about dangerous individuals, right?

[A beat]

Wait, oi, names. Names for them would be good.

[video]

[blitzkriegd]

Oh, right. Ludwig and Gilbert Beilschmidt. They are brothers.

[video]

[deusexhormones]

And... do you know if they're armed? Or well, if they have super strength they might not use guns I guess...

[video]

[blitzkriegd]

Pr-- Er, Gilbert had a rifle. I saw him fighting against the monsters at the festival with it.

[video]

[deusexhormones]

[So he might have blown all his bullets? Who even knows if they sell bullets here. Score]

Huh, gotcha.

[video]

[blitzkriegd]

[yeaaaah Prussia mentioned wasting bullets, and England couldn't summon any here for his own gun]

Ah, right! Gilbert might be injured, too. A monster got his leg.

[video]

[deusexhormones]

Oh wait, they don't heal fast?

[video]

[blitzkriegd]

I don't know how this world's magic works or how it affects our wounds. He ran off too fast. Depending on what happens to us, we can take from a day to a month to heal.

[video]

[deusexhormones]

So you're superhuman too.

[Used a "we" there man]

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[blitzkriegd]

[oops so i did]

Oh. Yes. We're the same sort of beings.

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[deusexhormones]

Uh... huh. [Nod] Well, whatever. [Super strength and healing is far less interesting over time]

[video]

[blitzkriegd]

Look, you don't have to believe me. All I ask is that you watch out for these men.

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[deusexhormones]

Why wouldn't I believe you? Yes, I'll be keeping it in mind and being on the watch for them. I'm just a normal human, so it's obvious I'd want to be wary, jeez.

[...wait no]

I mean, thanks for the heads up.

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[blitzkriegd]

[hey he's already had people here express disbelief. he's just trying to be careful. but whatever. he just nods]