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[okay, you know what? to hell with keeping silent. after his run-ins with Prussia and Germany at the festival, he's angry. he's wary of them, and he wants the rest of Darstone to be wary, too. because, obviously, there are creatures here of all kinds, and they certainly don't fit Hitler's idea of the Master Race. yup, who knows what those Nazis will do!

a young-looking man appears on the screen with lime-colored eyes and blond hair. oh, also, note those humongous brows. he has a distinctively British accent]

Attention guests and citizens of Darstone. I would like to bring to your attention a warning. There are two dangerous blokes in the city and I urge you all to be careful around them.

[here, he holds up a picture he sketched]

They are from my world, and they have committed atrocities the likes of which I care not to discuss unless asked directly. Please be cautious! As I've stated, they are dangerous. Make certain you never turn your back on them!

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[ Oh! Oh! She knows a big, stupid jerk, too! ]

What makes him a big, stupid jerk?

He's mean. And he cares only about himself... And he's helping his brother destroy our world.

[ ...yep that all sounds familiar, too! Strange. ]

That does tend to make someone a big stupid jerk, that's true!

[ah, right. he is trying to be serious here! he shakes his head]

Right now, in my world, I am at war with him. Both he and his brother are killing many people.

And... that's what makes them dangerous?

[ NOT BUYING IT ]

Yes.

Oh.

[ Pause. ]

...Is that not a normal fin to happen in your world, then?

It's normal, but frowned upon.

Oh.

[ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ]

I frown upon that stuff, too! But... whale, how mass is the genocide? Have all the adults been moved off the planet?

Moved off the planet...? No, it's more like... Thousands, no. Millions of people, men, women, and children, have all been killed.

[ Yeah she's still not seeing what the BIG THREAT is here but... ]

Gosh, I keep forgetting how different it is on Earth compared to Alternia! That's just a normal day for us.

[ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR YELLOW AND ORANGE HORNS ARE SO FASCINATING TO HIM. he wants to know everything about all of you]

R-really? I'm sorry to hear that!

[ SHRUG ]

It's terribubble, and I would like to try to change it, but... it's sorta basically encoded into us to be this way. I mean, when we're hatched, if you can't make it to the surface on your own, you're dead! It's like reely widespread survival of the fittest.

Ah! You hatch? From an egg?

Uh huh! The Mother Grub lays thousands and thousands of them at a time and then it's a battle to the surface once we hatch!

Oh, my goodness! That's rather fascinating. Is that how it is for all of you with the horns?

[ She reaches up to sort of lightly touch her fingers to one of her horns before nodding. ]

Yep!

[now that he thinks about it, he didn't mean to lump them all in one group like that. but he doesn't think there are that many grey-skinned horn-bearers here... they can't all be from different places... can they?]

So what are you? You're not an alien, right? [BECAUSE ALIENS DON'T EXIST]

Well... I guess technically, I am! I mean, I do come from a whole other planet than Earth. But to be fair, you guys are aliens to us, too!

[ Gonna... gloss over the part where she and her friends sort of created the planet... ]

I... Suppose. [not that he likes that thought] But what is your race called?

We're trolls! From Alternia.

[ And basically awesome. The fins on the sides of her face flap a little as she beams. ]

[ohmygoodness the fins wiggled! good thing he is a man who is able to keep a cool composure. because that was just too adorable. or rather, adorabubble, or something]

Trolls, eh? You're a lot prettier than the trolls I've seen.

[ Feferi blinks at that and then she promptly giggles, her head tilted to the side. ]

Thanks! I think. Are there trolls on Earth?

[he nods]

Yes, but they are almost always male, and they live under bridges. They are big, hairy creatures, not too friendly.

Well... the adults can get pretty huge! And we can have a lot of hair.

[ She's an example ]

I don't know any trolls who've ever built their hives under a bridge, though, so that one's new!

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